I think I'm a pessimist, I not only see a glass as half empty I see it broken over my head.
I've been so long without a woman, I'm at the point where x-rays make me horny.
Confucius says If you sleep on a bed of nails don't let someone to tuck you in.
ha. def no tuck in there...smiles...
ReplyDeletei hear you on nice bone structure...haha
You also wouldn't want to jump in bed or roll around with a loved one. Or maybe you would depending on your proclivity.
DeleteWould you be optimistic if a woman broke a glass over your head?
ReplyDeleteWow, that's an interesting question. I don't know if I'd be an optimist but I'd know not to ask her out again.
DeleteLOL.... Have to laugh at Just Keepin It Real. She is so quick with her responses.
ReplyDeleteYes she is. All you guys leave terrific fun comments.
DeleteI hope its not your own x ray
ReplyDeleteVery funny!!! Didn't even think of it that way.
DeleteConfucius was a terrible mattress salesman
ReplyDeleteYes but a very good humanitarian.
DeleteTuck into a bed of nails could hit the nail on the head. Haha
ReplyDeleteOh, that's so silly it's funny and has a couple of other meanings both big and small or both small or both big.
DeleteX ray's can chew away the fat too, throwing you a bone
ReplyDeleteX rays are the great equalizers. It's hard to look too good or too bad. Should have had that in my high school yearbook.
DeleteConfucius was a wise one. :)
ReplyDeleteYes, and very cautious.
DeleteConfucius also say, "Fart in church, sit in own pew."
ReplyDeleteDidn't know Ancient China had a lot of churches, so this may not be completely accurate.
No but it's colorful. I got a feeling someone was just paraphrasing.
DeleteThat third one's a charm.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
I always like that expression. But I wondered it what a middle or first child thought about it. Or fourth, fifth, sixth etc.
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