Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Assisted Living

I'd like to be in assisted living now, but my insurance company will not cover a whorehouse.

As I get older I get happier as a person because I get closer to forgetting who I am.

The world is my ulcer.
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19 comments:

  1. The Angry Lurker24 July 2013 at 02:29

    That's the assisted living I'm talking about!

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    1. Unknown24 July 2013 at 07:35

      I with you on that, let's find such a place and we can move in.

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  2. Unknown24 July 2013 at 03:43

    I kid my daughter about hiring a gorgeous young man named Raul to take care of me when I'm old. It gives one something to look forward to.

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    1. Unknown24 July 2013 at 07:35

      Maybe Raul has a female counter part for me.

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  3. Brian Miller24 July 2013 at 04:18

    haha...a little pick me up that would be eh? smiles....i like annes plan...lol...make mine a lady though...

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    1. Unknown24 July 2013 at 07:35

      I had the same idea as you on that one.

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  4. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!24 July 2013 at 04:29

    Oooohhhh maybe you can get in home care with more personal attention.

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    1. Unknown24 July 2013 at 07:36

      I think we refer to them as call girls but I'm not sure if they take my insurance.

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  5. mail4rosey24 July 2013 at 04:38

    Teenagers are my ulcer. :) Not really, but just a little bit... ;)

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    1. Unknown24 July 2013 at 07:38

      I haven't heard that term teenager in a long time. Usually is just "pain in the ass."

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  6. Eat To Live24 July 2013 at 05:01

    The way the world is today... it's a wonder we don't all have ulcers.

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    1. Unknown24 July 2013 at 07:40

      Ulcer, heart burn, acid reflux they make me feel alive.

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  7. Pat Hatt24 July 2013 at 05:13

    The insurance comedy doesn't believe that nurse candy is real?

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    1. Unknown24 July 2013 at 07:41

      What is nurse candy. I never heard of that term before?

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  8. Elsie Amata24 July 2013 at 07:30

    My kids keep telling me they're going to shove me into an old folks home. I'm only 44!

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    1. Unknown24 July 2013 at 07:43

      Tell them to wait two or three years. Maybe you could put them in one now.

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  9. Adam24 July 2013 at 07:31

    one of those houses could bankrupt even an insurance giant.

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    1. Unknown24 July 2013 at 07:43

      Yes, the could, which is added incentive.

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  10. Holy Ghost Writer24 July 2013 at 16:27

    I have a plan that covers that, but i'm not sharing.

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