Friday, 19 July 2013

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My favorite part of the day is when I realize it's over.

When I was young everyone was trying to find themselves. I was just trying to find my keys.

For a single guy my house is very clean you can almost eat off a plate.
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20 comments:

  1. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!19 July 2013 at 04:36

    I'm sure you found the most important things on yourself in your youth.

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    1. Unknown20 July 2013 at 16:41

      Not me, I didn't know where everything else started and I ended.

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  2. Brian Miller19 July 2013 at 05:27

    you can almost eat off a plate eh? ha. sounds like my college apartment...smiles.

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  3. Adam19 July 2013 at 06:49

    I lost my (I had a spare) keys for like four days last week

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  4. Manzanita19 July 2013 at 07:54

    #3... the plate one .... whenever I think of plates I remember the old joke. The plates were cleaned by soap and water. The dogs come into the room. Come Soap, Come Water. (I know... corny.)

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  5. Pat Hatt19 July 2013 at 08:18

    For work days, that is sure my favorite part

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    1. Unknown20 July 2013 at 16:43

      What I said is actually the truth. I like it when it's past 12Am. I wake up.

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  6. Blue Grumpster19 July 2013 at 08:59

    My favorite part of the day is when my cat pisses on the floor right next to the kitty litter so I can sniff his piss some more. Today that was at 7:50 A.M. I know, lucky me....

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    1. Unknown20 July 2013 at 16:43

      You have lower self esteem issues that I do.

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  7. Holy Ghost Writer19 July 2013 at 11:49

    Well at least your house is all the same, not too clean here and too dirty there

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    1. Unknown20 July 2013 at 16:44

      Sounds like my place if I can find my keys in order to get in.

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  8. mail4rosey19 July 2013 at 12:07

    Single men do notoriously have very dirty apartments. I used to cringe when I visited my son's. He's married now and his house is always clean. :)

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    1. Unknown20 July 2013 at 16:45

      I'm clean for a single guy, before entering the roaches wipe off their feet.

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  9. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com19 July 2013 at 15:07

    You have plates? For a single guy, that's impressive. You're not using frisbees, right?

    xoRobyn

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    1. Unknown20 July 2013 at 16:45

      Frisbees don't hold up in a dishwasher. They melt.

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  10. Eat To Live20 July 2013 at 14:49

    Hahahah... almost eat off a plate. Maybe you should just buy paper plates and forget about washing them.

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    1. Unknown20 July 2013 at 16:46

      I've done that. If you careful you can get at least a days worth of meals on them if you use both sides.

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