Friday, 5 July 2013

Adjustments

At my age dying is not so much an alternative as it is an adjustment.

I'd like to live forever just so I can see if a Twinkie will eventually go bad.

A very vain friend has had so many face lifts people say God bless you when he pees.
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16 comments:

  1. Unknown5 July 2013 at 02:58

    I heard that the Twinkie is coming back on July 15th. There will be riots I tell you, riots.

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    1. Unknown6 July 2013 at 08:56

      There just left overs from the original batch.

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  2. Holy Ghost Writer5 July 2013 at 03:08

    So people watch him pee?

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    1. Unknown6 July 2013 at 08:57

      No, his private part is now up by his face so they think he's sneezing. I think.

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  3. Eat To Live5 July 2013 at 03:22

    And I used to eat twinkies!

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    1. Unknown6 July 2013 at 08:57

      I did years ago, I'll eat another after I digest.

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  4. Pat Hatt5 July 2013 at 04:22

    And twinkies are good to begin with? |sure the cockroaches will eat them long after we're gone

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    1. Unknown6 July 2013 at 08:58

      Yeah the plastic packaging will rot centuries before the Twinkies even start to melt in the nuclear holocaust.

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  5. Brian Miller5 July 2013 at 05:10

    ha. so you been keeping a twinkie all this time? eat it now and you may die....

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    1. Unknown6 July 2013 at 08:59

      Eat after your dead and you'll go directly to another life.

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  6. Grace5 July 2013 at 08:33

    I really like that first one ~ Have a good weekend ~

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    1. Unknown6 July 2013 at 08:59

      Thanks and have a terrific weekend. I hope it's not as hot as it is here.

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  7. Adam5 July 2013 at 12:29

    twinkies are coming back to stores. They don't die, they're phoenixes.

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    1. Unknown6 July 2013 at 08:59

      I think the universe evolved from a Twinkie.

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  8. mail4rosey6 July 2013 at 17:31

    Hurrah, happy the site's up and running. You were missed. :)

    I've heard McDonald's hamburgers and french fries will last forever too if you leave them out (an experiment I'm not about to conduct).

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  9. Unknown10 July 2013 at 09:43

    I think if you eat them they'll last forever in your stomach.

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