My memory is getting really bad, not only can't I remember the girl I host my virginity with, I can't recall how much I paid her.
My memory is going, the other day I had sex with a woman and I forgot to apologize.
I had a friend in LA whose bird just died. She left the window open and the bird flew out and hit its head on the air.
After 25 years with the Hubby, my memory is selective.
ReplyDeleteMy memory is selective enough to leave me out of most of my memories.
Deletehit its head on the air...ha...that is awesome...lol
ReplyDeleteThat's not far from the truth out there now, especially with the fires.
DeleteLA's smog is something to fear
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's something to run from.
DeleteNever apologize after sex. I think a standing ovation is in order.
ReplyDeleteI wish that were the case, although I be to afraid I'd be asked for an encore.
DeleteI would chose to remember that you were so good she paid YOU!
ReplyDeleteIf a woman paid me I'd have the coin or bill framed and hung around my neck.
DeleteI laughed pretty hard at the first one
ReplyDeleteThanks, I hope it wasn't because it was true.
DeleteLOL and ouch to the last one!!! I haven't been thata'way but I have heard the rumors of the air pollution.
ReplyDeleteTo use an old joke of mine, it's the only place you can eat a bagel and taste the hole.
DeleteIf your memory is getting that bad, you are lucky you had sex with a woman and not a man!... Think about that one.
ReplyDeleteMy memory will never be that bad, neither will my eyesight.
DeleteWell with such memory fog, you'll fit right in with the la smog haha
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why I can't remember that much about my life in LA.
DeleteThat LA air IS a killer.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
No it's a serial killer.
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