Friday, 12 July 2013

Diapers

If you’re going to be with someone who wants to change you... wait until you’re in adult diapers.

You know you’re getting very old when you stand up and don’t have to stretch to touch your toes.

The best way to prepare for the aches and pains of old age is to sleep in folded up sofa bed.
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21 comments:

  1. The Angry Lurker12 July 2013 at 02:03

    I've changed my share of adult diapers and a few other peoples share as well!

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    1. Unknown13 July 2013 at 08:21

      I've never had the privilege, thankfully.

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  2. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!12 July 2013 at 04:33

    Oh I'm getting closer to #2 every year. I'm shrinking, I'm shrinking!!!!!!

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    1. Unknown13 July 2013 at 08:21

      I have measured myself but it doesn't seem that I've shrunk. I guess you have to get out of bed for gravity to work.

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  3. Brian Miller12 July 2013 at 04:51

    ouch, i remember this one time, my brother got folded up in one of those beds...ha

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    1. Unknown13 July 2013 at 08:22

      Did you really or are you kidding? Wow that must have been super painful.

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  4. mail4rosey12 July 2013 at 05:07

    Loving #1. Too bad a lot of people don't learn that lesson until they're almost old enough to need diapers. :)

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    1. Unknown13 July 2013 at 08:23

      Yeah, that's usually the way it works. I've been fortunate when I took care of my dad, he was perfectly functional until the last couple of weeks and by then he was in the hospital.

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  5. Adam12 July 2013 at 06:07

    #1 can make a relationship go from steady to depends

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    1. Unknown13 July 2013 at 08:24

      It's either a long relationship who a you date very old women.

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  6. Eat To Live12 July 2013 at 08:18

    #1 May be in my near future. I gave up eating cane sugar and healed my kidneys and bladder.... but who knows what will happen in the future.

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    1. Unknown13 July 2013 at 08:26

      We should all give up cane sugar. I use mostly maple syrup, some honey and Agave sweetener and also Stevia. Who knows what will fall off from that.

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  7. Pat Hatt12 July 2013 at 16:35

    Hopefully far away from #1. But yeah been down that change road, didn't end well, screw that.

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    1. Unknown13 July 2013 at 08:26

      Yeah, that's tough, I don't look forward to be on either end of that.

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  8. Holy Ghost Writer12 July 2013 at 17:19

    Those beds are killer

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    1. Unknown13 July 2013 at 08:27

      I've slept on some very comfortable ones, but for the most they are awful.

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  9. Optimistic Existentialist13 July 2013 at 07:24

    I slept on a sofa bed for two years...you're absolutely right LOL.

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  10. Unknown13 July 2013 at 08:28

    Being folded up would certainly through out my back for awhile, maybe forever.

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  11. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com13 July 2013 at 11:38

    I'm afraid it will be a lot harder to find someone who wants to change my diapers than my personality, but you make a good point.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Unknown13 July 2013 at 12:18

      You also make a good point. They all want to change our personality!

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  12. Al Penwasser13 July 2013 at 19:47

    I thought you knew you were getting old when your testicles get caught when you put your sneakers on.
    For ladies, I would also add...disturbing.

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