Thursday, 11 July 2013

Lawyers

If gay marriage diminishes straight marriages, does that mean we can pay our divorce lawyers less.

I'm divorced, my ex was sort of a know it all. She stopped believing in God because she felt He didn't take criticism well.

My uncle was so old when he was cremated his ashes had age spots.
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19 comments:

  1. Eat To Live11 July 2013 at 04:29

    And here all this time I thought God was a forgiving God. Goes to show how much I know.

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    1. Unknown11 July 2013 at 06:12

      If there is a God he is, my ex wive not so much.

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  2. mail4rosey11 July 2013 at 05:10

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh to #3, lol!!! We should all be so lucky. :)

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    1. Unknown11 July 2013 at 06:12

      Yes we should. The thought of dying scares the hell out of me. I want a do over.

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  3. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!11 July 2013 at 05:18

    HAH, damn lawyers will never accept less, only more. I can say that with confidence since I am one.

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    1. Unknown11 July 2013 at 06:14

      I know, I just got a bill from a lawyer in Nicaragua, I have a condo down there, a bill I never expected. I thought someone else was incurring the expense, now I have to deal with that from here. They are the same world over.

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  4. Pat Hatt11 July 2013 at 05:40

    Lawyers will always make up some new rule so they can increased their hours. All should just legally have to sign a prenup before marrying, would end a whole lot of crap.

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    1. Unknown11 July 2013 at 06:15

      We should sign a prenup with the lawyer since they end up with the money anyway.

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  5. A Beer for the Shower11 July 2013 at 09:17

    I refinanced my marriage after gay marriage started getting legalized in more states, and I've found that it's lost so much resale value. Now my marriage only has half the monetary value it held before. What kind of lousy investment is this??

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  6. Unknown11 July 2013 at 09:36

    Well, look at it this way, if you get divorced your wife will get less.

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  7. Unknown11 July 2013 at 09:45

    Everyone is giving lawyers a hard time. I like mine as he's aggressive and whoops up on the bad guys for me. I keep him in a cage and feed him raw meat. Keeps him angry and keeps him hungry.

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  8. Unknown11 July 2013 at 09:53

    Let me know of the name of the firm. Will he take a side of beef as a retainer.

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  9. Al Penwasser11 July 2013 at 10:36

    Ahh.......my Ex-Wife. I do so fondly remember my pet name for her, "Whatthehellwasithinking?"
    Now it's just "Bug Eyed Ugly Woman."
    Affectionately shortened to just "Bug."

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    1. Unknown11 July 2013 at 12:18

      You sound so broken hearted over your ex.

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    2. Al Penwasser13 July 2013 at 19:48

      She let me keep the Coleman Cooler.

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  10. Holy Ghost Writer11 July 2013 at 14:58

    Lawyers win in the end every time

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    1. Unknown14 July 2013 at 08:25

      They stacked the decks for themselves. It always a win win situation for them.

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  11. Adam11 July 2013 at 18:15

    with lawyers less is still way too much

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    1. Unknown14 July 2013 at 08:28

      They write the laws using their legalese language that no one an understand except other lawyers, so you have to have lawyer to understand the simplest letter. So, yeah, you are right.

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