My body is a temple that's been ransacked.
LOL on #2!!
Some night I need to take two.
Christian Grey would probably still figure out a way to masturbate with his hands tied. Blow up doll near by maybe?
Blow up dolls are too hight maintenance for me.
Tough but not impossible, is that what I'm getting?
Nothing is impossible if you're delusional.
haha these are funny man...seriously one better than the other..you got me to laugh out loud...
Some days I'm less funny than others.
I'm not quite at the museum stage yet, but you know I do wish someone had preserved the damn thing while it still looked good.
I'm at the ruins stage.
Viagra: if erection lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor... and thank him profusely.
Very funny. Four hours I can't even standup that long.
In regards to #3, so you're saying there's a chance??
It depends how flexible and how well endowed one is.
Ohh....S and m! I thought it was M & M's!!! Those little bastards kept melting in my crotch.
Funny, but not a great image.
But, strangely, not on my hands.
Even funnier and not as bad an image.
Hahahaha... From a Temple to a Museum.... thats quite a slide downhill.
That's gravity for you.
I'm laughing at Al's comments. Your jokes are really good too, some of your best. Al, watch out for those green ones. They get stuck in your crotch...so I hear...from, um, a friend. Yeah, a friend!xoRobyn
Yes, his comments were very funny. I don't even want to think about what he did with the green ones.
My body is a warehouse that stores lard.
My body is a temple that's been ransacked.
ReplyDeleteLOL on #2!!
ReplyDeleteSome night I need to take two.
DeleteChristian Grey would probably still figure out a way to masturbate with his hands tied. Blow up doll near by maybe?
ReplyDeleteBlow up dolls are too hight maintenance for me.
DeleteTough but not impossible, is that what I'm getting?
ReplyDeleteNothing is impossible if you're delusional.
Deletehaha these are funny man...
ReplyDeleteseriously one better than the other..
you got me to laugh out loud...
Some days I'm less funny than others.
DeleteI'm not quite at the museum stage yet, but you know I do wish someone had preserved the damn thing while it still looked good.
ReplyDeleteI'm at the ruins stage.
DeleteViagra: if erection lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor... and thank him profusely.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. Four hours I can't even standup that long.
DeleteIn regards to #3, so you're saying there's a chance??
ReplyDeleteIt depends how flexible and how well endowed one is.
DeleteOhh....S and m! I thought it was M & M's!!! Those little bastards kept melting in my crotch.
ReplyDeleteFunny, but not a great image.
DeleteBut, strangely, not on my hands.
ReplyDeleteEven funnier and not as bad an image.
DeleteHahahaha... From a Temple to a Museum.... thats quite a slide downhill.
ReplyDeleteThat's gravity for you.
DeleteI'm laughing at Al's comments. Your jokes are really good too, some of your best.
ReplyDeleteAl, watch out for those green ones. They get stuck in your crotch...so I hear...from, um, a friend. Yeah, a friend!
xoRobyn
Yes, his comments were very funny. I don't even want to think about what he did with the green ones.
DeleteMy body is a warehouse that stores lard.
ReplyDelete