Tuesday, 30 July 2013

Poor Dog

I accidentally ran over my dog today. I was traveling 90 miles an hour and didn't see that the dog was in my girlfriend's arms.

I'm not saying the pro life movement is sexist but I bet if men got pregnant they'd get a punch card for abortions--the tenth one would free.

They say age is all in your mind which doesn't explain why all the pain is in my body.
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  1. Brian Miller30 July 2013 at 04:18

    ha. interesting how views change when it happens to us eh? ha. the first one...smiles.

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    1. Unknown30 July 2013 at 14:26

      Many times if my girlfriends didn't have the dog in her arms I might have run them over. That's just my wanton anger speaking.

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  2. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!30 July 2013 at 05:18

    The girlfriend was just collateral damage.

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    1. Unknown30 July 2013 at 14:27

      That's what I would hope the police would think.

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  3. Eat To Live30 July 2013 at 06:08

    If men could get pregnant... I would be the first one insisting that they have that baby. Let them see how it feels to push a 6 to 8 pound kid out their whoo whoo.

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    1. Manzanita30 July 2013 at 06:12

      Terry, you make me laugh. Even if the baby got pushed out, what would they do when it came time for a diaper change?????

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    2. Unknown30 July 2013 at 14:28

      I think my mother made my father throw tear gas in to get me out quicker.

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  4. Manzanita30 July 2013 at 06:13

    #2...Hahaha... you mean like the free cup of coffee at the coffee hut?

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    1. Unknown30 July 2013 at 14:29

      Exactly. It's amazing how insensitive men in groups can be, especially political parties.

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  5. Adam30 July 2013 at 06:39

    Newt Gingrich would get flyers in the mail asking more business.

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    1. Unknown30 July 2013 at 14:29

      He probably would. He'd have them send out coupon.

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  6. Donna K. Weaver30 July 2013 at 07:28

    Boy, relationships can be awesome or awful, can't they?

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    1. Unknown30 July 2013 at 14:30

      Yes, that's why I'm not in one at the moment. Not until I can get past my own bad choices.

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  7. The Angry Lurker30 July 2013 at 11:36

    Poor bloody dog!

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    1. Unknown30 July 2013 at 14:31

      Yeah, that's what I thought after I wrote the joke. Dogs are much easier to maintain than a relationship, for a man or woman.

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  8. Pat Hatt30 July 2013 at 12:23

    Poor dog and yeah damn body just goes and goes

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    1. Unknown30 July 2013 at 14:31

      My body doesn't have much further to travel.

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  9. mail4rosey30 July 2013 at 15:11

    I'm very mindful of the aging in my body. Does that count? :)

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  10. Holy Ghost Writer31 July 2013 at 06:12

    If you lose your mind, then where does age go

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