Thursday, 25 July 2013

Thin

You know your thin when X-rays add ten pounds.

A friend said dating an older woman is like settling for leftovers. I told him that dating older men is like hoping that we have leftovers.

Old age is called your golden years because you move like your stuck in honey.
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  1. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!25 July 2013 at 04:18

    As if I wasn't depressed enough about turning the big 5-0 this year, now I have the complex of being thought of as sloppy seconds.

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:05

      Hey, at this point in life everything becomes sloppy.

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  2. Unknown25 July 2013 at 04:32

    I think they use the term "golden years" to trick us into thinking there is something fabulous in getting old. I think they should call it the "tarnished brass" years.

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:06

      I think you're right. Rust is also close to gold. Could be our rusty years.

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  3. Eat To Live25 July 2013 at 04:34

    I just started beginner yoga and am pulling those ole bones out of the honey. Makes me feel so limber after a workout. If I can just keep it up.

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:07

      My daughter teaches yoga. I'm going out to LA to visit with my kids so I'm sure she'll give me lessons. I used to do it many years ago.

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  4. Brian Miller25 July 2013 at 04:43

    stuck in honey...smiles....i always thought older women were just more experienced you know...ha

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  5. Manzanita25 July 2013 at 05:24

    Who cares if the old men are stuck in honey as long as they're "in the money."

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:09

      That's what I hear. It's amazing how the values you grow up thinking lose their value as you get older.

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  6. Adam25 July 2013 at 06:26

    don't worry it's just the lead vest

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:09

      A lead vest? Do you mean like an exercise vest or a bullet proof vest.? I stick with a straight jacket.

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  7. A Beer for the Shower25 July 2013 at 06:32

    So am I the only one that actually LIKES to open their fridge and see leftovers? Because if not for leftovers, that means the alternative is either a crappy TV dinner, starving, or a liquid diet (beer).

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:10

      I like left overs because all you have to do, at most is heat them up, so what if you have to wipe off a little mold.

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  8. Pat Hatt25 July 2013 at 07:03

    Only time golden years are golden as if you have money, such a farce haha

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:11

      That seems to be what it's about now. I never really thought about it until those years are closing in.

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  9. mail4rosey25 July 2013 at 07:59

    Amen to that last one! I was playing tag at the park w/my 5-yr old yesterday wondering how on Earth he really could run faster than me, lolol

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:12

      Yeah, I always prided myself in being fast and out running my dog, not I couldn't out run a gold fish that jumped out of my tank.

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  10. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com25 July 2013 at 14:50

    Leftovers are better than starvation...maybe.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:13

      You have a point there as long as the left overs haven't started to rot yet. That's kind of disgusting way for me to think.

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  11. Holy Ghost Writer26 July 2013 at 04:02

    Honey can at least be sweet

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:14

      Yes, it also sticky, whatever the hell that means.

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