Friday, 26 July 2013

Time Shares

An Italian times share is getting out of prison and then violating your parole.

The government thought so little of me. I went on the witness protection program and they only changed my email address.

Does a bi sexual hermaphodite get to lose his or her virginity 4 times?
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22 comments:

  1. Holy Ghost Writer26 July 2013 at 03:59

    Maybe they thought little of the criminals

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  2. mail4rosey26 July 2013 at 04:38

    I'm feeling a bit disturbed after reading the last one, lol

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    1. Unknown26 July 2013 at 12:38

      I just think how expensive a wardrobe must be.

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  3. Brian Miller26 July 2013 at 05:37

    ha. hey its free room and board, you know...

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  4. Manzanita26 July 2013 at 06:09

    Hahahaha A bi sexual hermaphrodite you say. That just might be Anthony Weiner's problem.

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 06:59

      If that was he'd have to be sending out dozens of texts a day.

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  5. Poke The Rock26 July 2013 at 06:19

    hehe the witness protection program is my favourite

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:01

      Witness Protection program is like governments version of being a kept person (besides prison). I wouldn't mind having all my bills paid and a place to live.

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  6. Adam26 July 2013 at 06:32

    speaking of the Witness Protect. program, that was one of my favorite simpsons episodes

    especially when Homer couldn't readjust to a new name

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbvTt9sAlo4

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:01

      I have to check out the link, I've never seen it.

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  7. Al Penwasser26 July 2013 at 08:02

    If someone tells a bisexual to go fuck himself, he may consider it.
    Oh, wait. That's probably more for hermaphrodites.
    To quote Archie Bunker (Noted Friend of Man), those folks have "a little bit o' both, but not enough o' neither."
    Still, if I had both sets of parts, I'd NEVER leave the house.

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    1. Unknown26 July 2013 at 12:41

      Add agoraphobia and you'd have no reason to leave the house.

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  8. Grace26 July 2013 at 10:15

    I'll be scared for that fellow in the witness protection program ~

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:02

      I always wondered how that really worked. I did have a cousin on it, and he didn't change his last name. And how he's back and he's fine. Weird.

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  9. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com26 July 2013 at 10:23

    Your witness protection quip is the best. I suppose changing your email address is an upgrade from merely hiding your facebook status updates, or giving you a poke, or un-friending you. You could thank them for not retweeting your whereabouts or reviewing your book on Goodreads.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:03

      Changing all your social media would be a huge headache. It would take for ever. I'd still want them to review my book.

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  10. The Angry Lurker26 July 2013 at 12:15

    I've done the maths, I'd say you're right or at least close!

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    1. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:04

      I don't know at that means you usually have a good point in there somewhere.

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  11. Pat Hatt26 July 2013 at 15:48

    Would it really count? Maybe you'd have to go to an expert, the IRS?

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  12. Unknown27 July 2013 at 07:04

    The IRS can find you anywhere!

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  13. Eat To Live28 July 2013 at 13:58

    The witness protection program is probably the one sending you email spam, ....

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