Thursday, 1 August 2013

Plans

To me life is what's happening when I'm busy making plans to end it.

This is how bad the NY post is: if you have it in the bathroom, you don't know what to flush first.

Following A Jolie I found out I have a marker for brain cancer so tomorrow I'm getting my head cut off. Afterwards I'll join the Tea party.
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  1. The Angry Lurker1 August 2013 at 02:22

    ....or use it as toilet paper so at least you get some value for it!

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    1. Unknown2 August 2013 at 06:44

      The better the sports section the worse the paper. Well, that's how it used to be. Now it's even worse, with Murdoch's papers you have stated the best use for it.

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  2. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!1 August 2013 at 05:15

    Ironically you can use a pic of Weiner from the Post to wipe your ass.

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    1. Unknown2 August 2013 at 06:45

      You certainly don't want to print up one of his text's to do that.

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  3. Brian Miller1 August 2013 at 05:20

    ha. and hey if you run out of TP...well....
    without a head (and brain) the tea party is a great place to fit in...

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    1. Unknown2 August 2013 at 06:46

      They are a scary group of people. It's not their views that bother me it's their unwillingness to see the other side. It's their way or the highway and you cant run a government that way.

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  4. mail4rosey1 August 2013 at 06:05

    The flush comment made me laugh because that's how hubby feels about my paper. :)

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    1. Unknown2 August 2013 at 06:47

      My ex wouldn't even touch my papers. I wish that same would have applied to me.

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  5. Adam1 August 2013 at 06:36

    It's funny that the post was founded by a 18 century Liberal-like founding father Alexander Hamilton.

    Now it's fox news on paper.

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    1. Unknown2 August 2013 at 06:48

      Yes, it was a decent paper before he took it over. And it's ironic that Hamilton started it. I had now idea.

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  6. A Beer for the Shower1 August 2013 at 06:42

    Be careful, you might start the new weight loss fad. Decapitation - lose 10 lbs overnight, guaranteed!

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    1. Unknown2 August 2013 at 06:49

      With our politicians they'd be losing 30 or forty pounds. Well, not really, their heads would be too inflated.

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  7. Manzanita1 August 2013 at 07:10

    But without a head, how will you drink tea?

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    1. Unknown2 August 2013 at 06:50

      You wouldn't have to worry about burning your tongue. I'd also have to throw out all my hats

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  8. Pat Hatt1 August 2013 at 08:17

    At least you can say you use US made ass wipe

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    1. Unknown2 August 2013 at 06:50

      It maybe the only thing left that they make here. They'd probably have to import the trees to make the paper soon.

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  9. Eat To Live1 August 2013 at 09:08

    Do like they used to do with the old Sears Catalogue and use the NY Post to wipe with.

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    1. Unknown2 August 2013 at 06:52

      I'm glad the post is not as thick as the Sears Catalogue. Or maybe it should be and we could all save money on toilet paper.

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