Monday, 6 May 2013

Sex

If a man had sex with Justice Scalia, I would not consider it a homosexual act. I'd consider it bestiality.

Look at Antonin Scalia and you know why justice is blind. After hearing him it should also be deaf.

The other day my shrink asked me if I ever had sex with an animal. I said, of course not, I can’t figure how to ask them out.
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23 comments:

  1. Unknown6 May 2013 at 01:53

    That title John, it's very catchy.

    Well you know, I don't like Scalia a bit. He's not just a prossie, he's a cheap one. He's so cheap that Rent-A-Center bought him. Yep, he turned over the Equal Opportunity Act with a stroke of the pen.

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    1. John DeBellis6 May 2013 at 11:50

      just wrote a nice reply on how much I hated Scalia and it didn't go through. He's even got influence over the internet. He's Santa Claus for the rich with a heart he wishes was made of 24 carrot gold and his name inscribe on it. He has the soul of the bubonic plague.

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  2. Brian Miller6 May 2013 at 03:20

    ha. not a scalia fan eh? i dont blame you...smiles...and blind and deaf...smiles...good stuff man

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    1. John DeBellis6 May 2013 at 11:51

      As an Italian I'm far prouder of Al Capone than I am I Scalia. He sees with he lens of his wallet.

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  3. Holy Ghost Writer6 May 2013 at 04:01

    I think even a goat would shun Scalia

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  4. Poke The Rock6 May 2013 at 04:30

    I had to google him, I guess I am not up to date with the news in the US.

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    1. John DeBellis6 May 2013 at 11:53

      He's not worth looking up unless you're looking for something to hate.

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  5. Eat To Live6 May 2013 at 04:43

    With a Post subject line like that one.... you are probably going to get a lot of weirdo spammers.....

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    1. John DeBellis6 May 2013 at 11:53

      Weird is good, spammer is bad, so is spam.

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    2. John DeBellis6 May 2013 at 11:54

      You should have been in my therapy group.

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  6. Pat Hatt6 May 2013 at 05:05

    Wow your shrink really asks some weird questions.

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  7. Adam6 May 2013 at 06:24

    Along with Clarence Thomas, an utter disgrace to the modern Supreme Court.

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    1. John DeBellis6 May 2013 at 11:55

      He's an utter disgrace to a kangaroo court. When both of them on it, that's what it's turned into.

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  8. A Beer for the Shower6 May 2013 at 06:30

    Justica Scalia hates lesbians, and yet I bet he's made more women into lesbians than any other ugly man out there.

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    1. John DeBellis6 May 2013 at 11:56

      Great line. I can't top that nor do I want to.

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  9. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!6 May 2013 at 07:23

    Wonder if those who prefer bestiality took the animal to dinner and a movie first?

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    1. John DeBellis6 May 2013 at 11:57

      That's a good question. They might have just bought booze and watched something on Netflix.

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  10. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com6 May 2013 at 10:48

    Sex with an animal doesn't start with the awkward "Will you go out with me?" You go straight to petting, straddling, getting trampled over, and then mounted. The next morning, they dash away and never call. Those beasts!

    xoRobyn

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  11. The Angry Lurker6 May 2013 at 11:45

    A fecking bear wouldn't hug him!

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    1. John DeBellis6 May 2013 at 11:58

      Another funny line. You guys all must hate him as much as I do. I'm proud of you all.

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