Thursday, 16 May 2013

Anemic

If Jesus was anemic does that mean he'd make white wine from his blood?

For his wife's sake, I hope the Speaker of the House can control his bladder better than he controls he does his caucus.

The NRA should replace the eagle on their logo with a vulture.
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17 comments:

  1. The Angry Lurker16 May 2013 at 02:29

    I'm going to hell for reading the first one....even if I've lapsed!

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  2. Brian Miller16 May 2013 at 03:17

    ha, the last one...
    i might be as well francis...though there are nights i prefer a white one...smiles

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  3. Poke The Rock16 May 2013 at 03:33

    haha very good, maybe jesus should have made something alcohol free...might have saved some blood-cells?

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    1. John DeBellis16 May 2013 at 08:15

      And saved some brain cells. I'm not saying he was dumb or anything, but I think the hangover was so bad from the last supper that it took him three days after he was crucified to rise again.

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  4. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!16 May 2013 at 04:02

    I'm sure plenty of Jesus' followers would have preferred white wine in that hot desert heat.

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    1. John DeBellis16 May 2013 at 08:16

      Or just a good glass of ice tea with lemon. That would have served them better and make they would have realize Judas was a rat if they weren't so drunk.

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  5. Holy Ghost Writer16 May 2013 at 05:38

    He could open his own bar then

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    1. John DeBellis16 May 2013 at 08:17

      A wine bar only. With bread and fish instead of cheese. It might have caught on.

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  6. Eat To Live16 May 2013 at 06:53

    Boy... A glass of wine sure sounds good about right now. I want red wine though.

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    1. John DeBellis16 May 2013 at 08:18

      Too early for me, coffee would work, definitely not white coffee that would mean too much milk.

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  7. Pat Hatt16 May 2013 at 07:16

    A vulture would be a much better logo

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    1. John DeBellis16 May 2013 at 08:19

      It would be more appropriate until we stop being shills for corporations.

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  8. Manzanita16 May 2013 at 07:30

    I think my body is a 2045 Avatar. It gets very annoyed if I put wine into it.

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    1. John DeBellis16 May 2013 at 08:20

      Mine always did, so I might have been an early version of that. Although I as a kid i drank wine with my grandfather when we watched the Yankees.

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  9. A Beer for the Shower16 May 2013 at 07:30

    If Jesus was in prison would he make toilet wine?

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    1. John DeBellis16 May 2013 at 08:21

      I'm not sure off that one. Doesn't sound so appealing. I wouldn't be one of his followers.

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  10. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com16 May 2013 at 14:54

    Isn't the eagle extinct, or near extinction? That's appropriate, given it's on the NRA's logo.

    xoRobyn

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