Friday, 31 May 2013

Feminist

I'm a feminist, so the other night I had sex with a feminist hooker. It was great she paid half.

The good thing about death is that I won't have to wake up to pee again.

My ex girlfriend stopped talking to God. She said that He wasn't very good at taking criticism.
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26 comments:

  1. Eat To Live31 May 2013 at 03:25

    LOL to #1. Don't find many hookers like that now do you?

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    1. Unknown31 May 2013 at 09:07

      Sorry, I didn't get back to many people yesterday. I had some stomach issues. Those kind of hookers don't exist, I don't think. What do I know, though?

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  2. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!31 May 2013 at 04:01

    A 1/2 price hooker. What a deal!!!

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    1. Unknown31 May 2013 at 09:07

      It would be great if she hadn't been charging me double in the first place.

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  3. The Angry Lurker31 May 2013 at 04:21

    Getting up to pee at night so often will be the death of me!

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    1. Unknown31 May 2013 at 09:08

      Yeah, I think I'm gonna sleep in the bathtub.

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  4. Holy Ghost Writer31 May 2013 at 05:47

    Do you still have her number?

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  5. Manzanita31 May 2013 at 06:09

    The world needs more feminist hookers, puts the brakes on inflation.

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    1. Unknown31 May 2013 at 09:10

      Yes, but it may start a hooker war. I have no idea what I mean I need coffee.

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  6. Pat Hatt31 May 2013 at 07:08

    No need to get up and pee, yet for me haha one of a kind hooker

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  7. Adam31 May 2013 at 07:15

    and boy is he worthy of criticism

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  8. mail4rosey31 May 2013 at 09:03

    Waking up to go to the bathroom, I remember it well (x 4... the number of kiddos we have). ;)

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  9. Unknown31 May 2013 at 09:11

    That's what I have but they're grown so they have to get up themselves by themselves. Otherwise no one would get sleep.

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  10. Al Penwasser31 May 2013 at 13:37

    I had sex once with a blind hooker.
    She was great and a real trouper.
    You hadda hand it to her.

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    1. Unknown1 June 2013 at 13:26

      Sounds like a joke my friend Jackie Martling would know and do. He's a great guy by the way.

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  11. Brian Miller31 May 2013 at 20:08

    haha she paid half...smiles...lol on god taking crit too...just watch out for the lightning...smiles

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    1. Unknown1 June 2013 at 13:26

      Unfortunately I wasn't kidding on that one.

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  12. Poke The Rock1 June 2013 at 08:02

    hahaha i guess god was just sulking after she criticised him.

    they are all brilliant

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    1. Unknown1 June 2013 at 13:27

      Thanks, He or She probably did sulk when I was born.

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  13. Blue Grumpster1 June 2013 at 13:18

    Unless you come back as a dick. ;)

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    1. Unknown1 June 2013 at 13:28

      I never quite looked at it that way, but it puts a whole different perspective on it.

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    2. Blue Grumpster3 June 2013 at 09:51

      This is deep stuff. ;)

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  14. Unknown3 June 2013 at 09:53

    I have a feeling the deep in your sentence has a double meaning.

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