Congress is one of the few bodies Jeffery Dahmer would refuse to eat.
Forget his birth certificate and his college grades, I think it's time that Donald Trump releases his hair so it can return to the wild.
The NRA's idea of a background check is to wait until they're sure the buyer is not being chased by a cop.
Congress is the reason dinosaurs went extinct, they too starved themselves out.
ReplyDeleteGreat way to put it. That says it all.
Deletehahaha on trumps hair...its def an endangered species cause they dont make them like that anywhere else...smiles
ReplyDeleteI wish he was an endangered species. The man disgusts me because he knows it's a lie and it's all self promotion on the backs of the ignorant.
DeleteThen when the buyer outruns the cop, they get free bullets.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a unique new reality show.
DeleteThe Donalds hair is quite the scare!! You would think his wife would give him a butch while he sleeps
ReplyDeleteI think his wife is probably afraid of him. He might fire her. His ego is so damn big it's a wonder they can fit in the same bed.
DeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteGive him a butch?? All she has to do is yank it off.
I'd pay to see that!!!!!!
Deletehe has hair? I thought he pasted a squirrel on his head.
ReplyDeleteAn ugly squirrel. The poor thing. They should paste a zombie on his head.
DeleteAfter hearing him speak, Donald Trump's hair isn't even the most embarrassing thing about him.
ReplyDeleteGreat line. Nothing more for me to say.
DeleteHis hair would require it's own game reserve!
ReplyDeleteAnother great way to put things. You guys were on top of all your (no pun intended) games tonight.
DeleteLOL at the first one. I'm going to go pick my lower mandible up off of the floor now, bwuahahaa!
ReplyDelete#1 so true, but... they can eat me.
ReplyDeleteBe careful what you wish for with these jerks.
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