Thursday, 2 May 2013

Helicopters

My cousin Cheryl was chopped up in little pieces.They shouldn't put ejector seats on helicopters. No burial we had her made into a puzzle.

I watch zombie movies to lower my expectatons for dates.

My uncle Jim died. He was an animal trainer for the circus. For his finale lit himself on fire & then was he stamped out by his elephant.
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18 comments:

  1. Poke The Rock2 May 2013 at 01:47

    i have to try the second one...does it work.

    but they were all brilliant!

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    1. Unknown2 May 2013 at 13:41

      I'm not sure yet. I have to get a date first.

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  2. Brian Miller2 May 2013 at 03:47

    we made her into a puzzle...haha...ejector seats on helicopters....that first one is chock full of funny...lol

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    1. Unknown2 May 2013 at 13:42

      Thanks, that's from my standup act. I do a whole death run. Pat has put some of it in a new animation.

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  3. Holy Ghost Writer2 May 2013 at 03:52

    Not sure even zombies could lower my expectations

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    1. Unknown2 May 2013 at 13:42

      Really, someone worse off than myself. You've just made my day.

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  4. Eat To Live2 May 2013 at 04:06

    Good thing I am married so I don't have to watch zombie moview. Can't stand those things.

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    1. Unknown2 May 2013 at 13:44

      I always felt that marriage when it works is great, but when it doesn't work, I'd rather be eaten by a zombie. Marriage made me appreciate the fruits of divorce.

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  5. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!2 May 2013 at 04:20

    Putting Cheryl together must be a great time at family reunions.

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    1. Unknown2 May 2013 at 13:46

      It was but don't tell my cousin Cheryl that. Actually, I have a cousin Cheryl who is like a sister to me. We grew up across the street from each other. The reason I used her name was to memorize the person in the joke from the set up. Chopped up starts with the same letter as Cheryl.

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  6. Pat Hatt2 May 2013 at 05:21

    Do you start with the border or work from the center out?

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    1. Unknown2 May 2013 at 13:47

      I have no idea what that means Pat, I'm sure you'll tell me.

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    2. Pat Hatt2 May 2013 at 15:32

      haha I mean about putting the puzzle together

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    3. Unknown2 May 2013 at 15:34

      Oh. I started with the hair, since I don't have any, it was sort of wishful thinking.

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  7. Adam2 May 2013 at 06:29

    just don't watch warm bodies

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    1. Unknown2 May 2013 at 13:47

      I maybe slow today, so I'm not sure what you mean either. Tell me, please?

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  8. A Beer for the Shower2 May 2013 at 07:31

    When I die, I don't want to be made into a puzzle. I want my body to be used in a shot-for-shot remake of Weekend at Bernie's.

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  9. Unknown2 May 2013 at 13:49

    I hope your family has the same sick sense of humor you do. If may not be a funeral for distant relatives to attend.

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