He's such a hard worker and very fast. Yes, I agree we have to do something about his ego. We have to make it larger, so he realizes how talented he is.
Do you know that people would come up to me after sets and think the stuff I said was real. It would always make me wonder if it was me or it was them.
Thanks. Surreal is exactly what I was going for. The further out I can take it the more fun I have. I have to think of a catch phrase, Rodney's was the best, "I get no respect." No one really knows how that came about. Well, no one has ever told me. I've been searching for something for years but I always get side tracked.
I'm okay but the Yankees can't score a run, they are the ones to feel sorry for. It's 1-0 in the ninth. I blame the manager for the lineup he used. I know they wouldn't do anything. Sorry, baseball tends to rule my life at times.
Life has never been my medium. So I keep my expectations low and my meds on the highest does. I think I'm just kidding. I hope. But thanks for your concern.
If you're worried about not being well endowed, I have some e-mails I can forward you. Apparently there's websites that can make your penis huge. But I'm not certain if they work yet, on account of all the computer viruses I've gotten.
LOL at the comment above me, if you can't find what you need in those e-mails I get them all of the time, and clearly being female I have zero need for them. ;)
Manzanita gave you a big, hearty shout out so I came over to say hello. :) I recognize your face from Pat's place. :)
The virgin who had better is one of my favorites. I should've told my first the same. And I'm sorry your erection was cut short in such a humiliating way. It's all okay, John, size doesn't matter - smirk, fingers-crossed, holding back the laughter.
Where size matters I think is in the heart. Wow, why did I suddenly get sappy. Doing that kind of stuff is fun. I always love self depreciating humor. Rodney of course was the best at it, although I like Woody Allen's standup material better. Just because structurally is so seamless and smart. But no one had Rodney's character.
when a virgin has had better....well i am sorry man...ha....but thank goodness for misses with the nail clipper eh? smiles.
ReplyDeleteThanks. This is part of a longer piece, that runs about ten minutes long. It's about the first time I had sex and has a bunch of tangents.
Delete...and I didn't have to unroll it. Oh John, I feel so badly for you right now.
ReplyDeleteHey, I just commissioned the Cat to do another vid for me as well. You do realize that we're encouraging him don't you?
Encourage away, as the ego rises at my bay haha
DeleteHe's such a hard worker and very fast. Yes, I agree we have to do something about his ego. We have to make it larger, so he realizes how talented he is.
DeleteDo you know that people would come up to me after sets and think the stuff I said was real. It would always make me wonder if it was me or it was them.
Damn, I hope at least the condom was jumbo size, that is sad but great haha
ReplyDeleteOh and again like the surreal, very nice touch
DeleteThanks. Surreal is exactly what I was going for. The further out I can take it the more fun I have. I have to think of a catch phrase, Rodney's was the best, "I get no respect." No one really knows how that came about. Well, no one has ever told me. I've been searching for something for years but I always get side tracked.
DeleteWhen the deep purple falls over sleepy garden walls.....
ReplyDeletePoor John.... I think it fell. Hahaha
I'm okay but the Yankees can't score a run, they are the ones to feel sorry for. It's 1-0 in the ninth. I blame the manager for the lineup he used. I know they wouldn't do anything. Sorry, baseball tends to rule my life at times.
DeleteAnother hit indeed we have at your feed
ReplyDeletePat I have no idea what the last part of your sentence means.
DeleteYou poor boy!~!! Maybe next time things will go better.
ReplyDeleteLife has never been my medium. So I keep my expectations low and my meds on the highest does. I think I'm just kidding. I hope. But thanks for your concern.
DeleteIf you're worried about not being well endowed, I have some e-mails I can forward you. Apparently there's websites that can make your penis huge. But I'm not certain if they work yet, on account of all the computer viruses I've gotten.
ReplyDeleteThats quite funny! I need one that will enlarge my IQ or at least make me a better speller.
DeleteLOL at the comment above me, if you can't find what you need in those e-mails I get them all of the time, and clearly being female I have zero need for them. ;)
ReplyDeleteManzanita gave you a big, hearty shout out so I came over to say hello. :) I recognize your face from Pat's place. :)
Pat is the best, but don't tell him that. He'll know I'm lying. He did a terrific job on the animation and did it fast.
DeleteThe virgin who had better is one of my favorites. I should've told my first the same. And I'm sorry your erection was cut short in such a humiliating way. It's all okay, John, size doesn't matter - smirk, fingers-crossed, holding back the laughter.
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Where size matters I think is in the heart. Wow, why did I suddenly get sappy. Doing that kind of stuff is fun. I always love self depreciating humor. Rodney of course was the best at it, although I like Woody Allen's standup material better. Just because structurally is so seamless and smart. But no one had Rodney's character.
Deletehahaha the cat does great videos, loved the jokes...especially the oral sex one hahaha
ReplyDeleteYes, he takes old standup video strips the sound and does this amazing animation so quickly and really gives it another dimension.
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