Wednesday 19 June 2013

Rut

I'm in such a bad rut right now I feel like my next life has passed me bye.

I would be against homosexuality if I knew it included Antoine Scalia.

They say a man thinks about sex every 7 seconds, in my case the other six seconds are thoughts about getting rejected.
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  1. The Angry Lurker19 June 2013 at 02:25

    I'm lucky if it's every 7 hours!

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:06

      That's less rejections and more time to obsess about death and or me the fall of the Yankees.

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  2. mail4rosey19 June 2013 at 03:17

    Scalia seems to be softening up a bit in his old age.

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:08

      I wish he would soften up, melt and drip down into a sewer. I guess you can tell I really don't like this man. As an Italian American I'm prouder of Al Capone -- he's affected the lives of less people.

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    2. mail4rosey20 June 2013 at 14:59

      I clearly see where you stand on the popularity issue here... :)

      One more day until the weekend, woot!

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  3. Holy Ghost Writer19 June 2013 at 03:18

    Did you see it go or were you too busy with those 6 seconds?

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:10

      i think I was too busy trying to rationalizing my failures.

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  4. Brian Miller19 June 2013 at 03:53

    thinking about sex every 7 seconds is wearing me out...and making my hands stiff

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:12

      Seven seconds can seem like an eternity when your dreading the next blow (no pun intended) to your ego.

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  5. Eat To Live19 June 2013 at 05:09

    Maybe you will catch up to your next life..... What is it with you men anyway. The older you get the more you obsess about sex.

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:13

      I don't obsess about sex, I obsess about about not wanting to obsess about it any longer.

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  6. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!19 June 2013 at 05:44

    I do like the way the name Antoine Scalia rolls off the tongue. Wonder if anyone ever said that to him?

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:14

      I don't know if anyone has, but I wish he would roll off a cliff.

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  7. Elsie Amata19 June 2013 at 05:56

    You mean we have to do yet another round of life??

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:15

      Yes, I'm just hoping that I can afford the insurance.

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  8. Pat Hatt19 June 2013 at 05:58

    At seven one is in heaven, the other six hell plays its tricks.

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:15

      I'm not sure I know what you mean and I'm not sure I want to know.

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  9. Adam19 June 2013 at 06:13

    Scalia and Thomas, the first bromance

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:17

      I would love to find out that it's even more. Let them defend their idiotic, archaic view of gay marriage.

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  10. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com19 June 2013 at 06:24

    Maybe if you thought about sex-for-one, the rejection rate might not be so high. Just a suggestion.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:18

      I think that is something I can work towards. It would certainly improve my self image. I

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  11. Grace19 June 2013 at 15:36

    That last one is hilarious ~ Have a good week John ~

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 16:20

      Thank you and you have a great weekend also.

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