Forget orgasms. I'm at the age now I'll settle for getting a woman to wet her bed.
I'm not well endowed because of a slight era by my parents who mixed up the words circumcised and castrated.
I'm at the age where I spend my nights worrying about not waking up and I spend my days worrying about not falling asleep.
#3 Take some magnesium, it really helps with the sleep.
ReplyDelete#2 So do they call you Stubby???
Most of this stuff is just jokes but I do have trouble sleeping. I always had. I'll try the magnesium.
Delete#1 preferable not during the act...
ReplyDelete#2 youch, now that is a paperwork error
Small penis jokes tend to get big laughs. I do have one large penis joke in my act. When we had sex my girlfriend wouldn't go on top because she was afraid of heights. I actually should tweet that. It seems tweetable.
DeleteDoes the worry cancel each other out
ReplyDeleteWorry always takes a priority in my life, no matter what ever else is going on.
Deletelol, things are getting pretty bad when #1 turns out to be true.
ReplyDeleteOf course that doesn't matter at all if #2 comes into play (or doesn't), haha
I never though about the combination but you're right. it's not true, you'll just have to take my word for it.
DeleteDon't worry about #2. It's all in the technique anyway!
ReplyDeleteWhat if your technique is bad? What then? At this point in my life as long as any part of me wakes up in the morning i'm happy.
DeleteI hear they make prosthetic ones to help with #2 haha
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying that I'm really well endowed, but I am waiting for them to make one that has vacuum attachment.
Delete#2 Well at least you don't have to worry about meeting up with a Lorena Babitz.
ReplyDeleteI think I met her. At least that's what I tell myself.
Deleteouch to # 2 ~ that is quite a mixed up John ~ Smiles ~
ReplyDeleteYeah, my folks didn't pay attention to little details like that.
Deletehahahahahaha
ReplyDeletepart 3, I am already that age, or it is a early life crisis!
That can happen at any age, as long as you have the aptitude, and like wallowing.
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ReplyDeletegood thing my parents didn't get the mix up. I'd rather have lost the foreskin.
DeleteI always say never ever higher an overly ambitious moil.
DeleteThese are good, got me chuckling.
ReplyDeleteI'm almost with you on the third one.
xoRobyn
Thank You. They're fun writing. On the third one I'm not there yet, but I can see (if I have my glasses on) the handwriting on the wall.
DeleteFirst smile of the day especially the second one, I has flashbacks!
ReplyDelete......had!
DeleteFlashbacks? I hope you're kidding.
ReplyDeleteHey, we all need to smile while we still have our teeth.
John