Tuesday 25 June 2013

Egg Hunt

My father was mean on Easter we didn't look for eggs instead we had a land mine hunt.

God couldn't be a woman. If God was, She wouldn't have let (her son) Jesus hang on a cross with dirty underwear.

Do you think God was mocking Jesus's terrible sex life when He let us make a rabbit the symbol of Easter?
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18 comments:

  1. Holy Ghost Writer25 June 2013 at 03:23

    Bunnies have more fun

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    1. Unknown25 June 2013 at 07:33

      They certainly have more opportunities.

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  2. Brian Miller25 June 2013 at 03:45

    probably where my mom got the need wear clean underwear when we go out...in case i get crucified...

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    1. Unknown25 June 2013 at 07:34

      My mother would have crucified me for going out with dirty underwear.

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  3. Pat Hatt25 June 2013 at 04:57

    Maybe God was just pms-ing that week and refused to do a awash

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    1. Unknown25 June 2013 at 07:35

      Maybe the reason Jesus was only in his underwear was because God was washing the rest of his clothes,

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  4. mail4rosey25 June 2013 at 05:40

    We never had an Easter Egg hunt when I was a kid. Now I'm thinking that might not have been so bad. ;)

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    1. Unknown25 June 2013 at 07:36

      Even when we did use regular eggs, I never thought that making all that effort for an eggs was worth it.

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  5. Adam25 June 2013 at 06:02

    My father used to wake us up on easter morning and claim the easter bunny was here. When we ran to the living room he was already gone. EVERY SINGLE YEAR.

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    1. Unknown25 June 2013 at 07:37

      If that actually happened to you it's very funny and it also explains why your so crazy and I say that in good way,

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    2. Al Penwasser25 June 2013 at 17:22

      Wait. The Easter Bunny or your dad?

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  6. Manzanita25 June 2013 at 07:10

    That land mine hunt must have been a booming good time.

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    1. Unknown25 June 2013 at 07:38

      I was even worse because I was an infant and was crawling on all fours.

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  7. Unknown25 June 2013 at 10:09

    If God was a woman, She would never have made the English.

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    1. Al Penwasser25 June 2013 at 17:23

      But, He gave them all bad teeth. And Camilla. So that's SOMEthing.

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    2. Poke The Rock26 June 2013 at 01:02

      Amen to that..ha ha

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  8. Al Penwasser25 June 2013 at 17:21

    A rabbit. That lays EGGS. That's one effed-up bunny.

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  9. Poke The Rock26 June 2013 at 01:03

    if god was a woman...there wouldn't be any disgusting crawly things and i think pooping would not be happening either..

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