Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Divorce

I never had sex with a married woman, which is probably the reason for my divorce.

I believe in reincarnation my big fear is that I'd be reincarnate and come back as myself.

Before I grew as a person I thought that marriage should only be between a man, a woman, and their divorce lawyer.
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16 comments:

  1. Holy Ghost Writer18 June 2013 at 03:19

    Throw in a couple's therapist to the last one and call it a day

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:20

      And call in a fortune. Actually divorce was one of the best things that have happened to me, which says a lot for my marriage.

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  2. Eat To Live18 June 2013 at 03:30

    Better yet, you could be reincarnated and come back as a woman.

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:21

      That's possible and wouldn't be a bad thing as long as I can get a new wardrobe. Maybe I was a woman and came back as man.

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  3. Brian Miller18 June 2013 at 03:45

    and here i thought a dung beetle would be bad....smiles...

    or better yet, you could come back as a woman, daring yourself...

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:22

      As long as I don't come back as a hermaphrodite. That would be confusing.

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  4. The Angry Lurker18 June 2013 at 04:24

    Jesus that reincarnation one scared me!

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:23

      Yes, it is a frightening thought. Terrifying actually.

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  5. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!18 June 2013 at 04:25

    You could have gotten an annulment since the marriage was not consummated.

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:24

      Then I'd have to admit that my four kids were not mine. That would be embarrassing.

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  6. Pat Hatt18 June 2013 at 05:48

    So you don't fear coming back as a slug? And number one lead to number three, I guess hookers are the cheaper way to go.

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:25

      Hookers are should be allowed to be on your health insurance policy. It would extend lives and lower the blood pressure.

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  7. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com18 June 2013 at 09:47

    I had sex twice with a married man. I should've gotten the divorce first. It would've saved me the disappointment.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:26

      In that case divorce would have been preventive mental medicine so to speak.

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  8. mail4rosey18 June 2013 at 17:54

    LOL at the twist on the first one!!

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    1. Unknown19 June 2013 at 08:28

      Thanks, except for my kids, I wish it were true. It's not a happy a memory.

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