Friday 7 June 2013

Bunny Hop

For me being in a relationship is like doing the bunny hop through a mind field wearing clown shoes.

My ex was so jealous if we were on a deserted island & I threw a bottle with a note in the sea, she'd think I was giving out my cell number.

My aunt Rose was a psychic who was obsessive compulsive. She used to send out sympathy cards ahead of time.

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    1. The voices in my head will keep me from hearing anything.

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  2. LOL... Can you imagine getting a sympathy card on your own death. That would make you stand up and take notice.

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    1. I'd probably just be disappointed their wasn't any money in the card.

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  3. Well at least if you received a sympathy card in advance you would have time to plan and say your good-byes.

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    1. See, I agree with you. But I'd love if it was several decades early.

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  4. I was thinking the same thing. If you got a card from Aunt Rose, at least you could get your ducks in a row.
    I suppose you've been known to flirt, even from a deserted isle.

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    1. Their weird part I did have a girlfriend who was insanely jealous. I'm mean nuts. I have never cheated on anyone in my life. I took her to therapy and the shrink said, "Does this guy look he can get another woman?" No, I couldn't resist. The shrink pointed it out that you're not really seeing the person you are with-- that the jealousy was from a whole different place.

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    1. Yeah, it was one of the reasons we broke up. The main reason probably.

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  6. I don't think I would check my post any more...what i don't know can't hurt me..or so.

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    1. You know, you're so right, but the problem is the danger of finding out when it's too late.

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  7. i got a feeling something is going to go BOOM!
    and ouch...hoping i dont get any mail today...smiles.

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    1. It would not be a letter I'd like to receive. I'd even prefer my electric bill.

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  8. or worse she could think you were ocean-texting Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island.

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    1. I always like Mary Ann better than Ginger. But what did I know I was a kid when that show was on.

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  9. Can you even bunny hop in clown shoes? I suppose you'd look like you were clowning around

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    1. Pat, you can do better than that. You funnier and I can't think of a response so I put it on you. Sorry.

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  10. For me being in a relationship is like doing the bunny hop without the ears. I'm told I never listen.

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    1. Bunny hop without ears, good phrasing. It's worth not listening for that turn of a phrase.

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  11. Sounds like your relationships have been more fun than mine.

    xoRobyn

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    1. To me a lasting relationship is spending the whole night. I could actually use that as tweet. Thanks for making the comment.

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  12. Relationships are ridiculously hard at times, even the great ones. I wonder why that is...

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    1. I think we are looking for love in all the species. Just kidding. Mine are always difficult. It's like the person is perfect for me except for like one small thing that turns out to be major, then like a bowling pins everything seems fall. Yet, I know some people who have wonderful easy relationships. The weird part is that I'm very easy going, but I need to be with someone who truly excepts me for who I am and vice versa. I can't seem to find that combination. Or I'm attracted to flawed people because I'm flawed myself. This is to heavy for a blog. Let's just say, True Love is never having to say "Is it okay if I watch the ball game, tell sick jokes at the worst time, stay up to four in the morning watching British detective shows, I don't want to go to the beach, or you can spend all day in the clothes section as long as I can wait for you in the electronic department, etc" Life goes on without our permission, so do the best you can to enjoy the ride.

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