Monday, 24 June 2013

Belief

I believe in God but not religiously.

Today what comes first, the chicken or the hormones?

I'm not confused about my sexuality... I know I'm not getting laid.

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  1. with so many horomones can they even call it chicken any more

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    1. You have a very very good point. I mean that in all seriousness.

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  2. I have been buying hormone free chicken.

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    1. I try to. In my friend's restaurant in NYC they do that., but most places who know what you get.

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  3. i wonder if at school they still show an egg shell, when they ask where a chicken came from, or a testube?

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    1. Very funny, but sadly true. It's even worse with beef.

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  4. Just say you don't know WHEN you are getting laid. You might be surprised!

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    1. I"m surprised when a woman's recorded voice doesn't hang up on me.

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  5. They say the chicken I buy is hormone free but I'm not sure if I believe that because it has pretty huge breasts.

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    1. Maybe they're implants? I think it's a requirement for chicken farms in LA.

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  6. Such a question may leave one a bit hormonal, mainly the poor chicken

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    1. I feel bad for the chickens. They spend their whole life eating food they probably don't like to eat so we can eat something we like.

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  7. How do you make a hormone?
    Don't pay her.

    Because, "hormone" sounds like "whore moan" and...well, explaining a joke just sucks, doesn't it?

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    1. I got it without the explaination

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    2. It's an old joke, but with the spelling puts a new spin on it that requires some thought as too it's real meaning. I think.

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  8. Chicken farmers everywhere are running for cover. ;)

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    1. I wish chicken farmers would have to eat their own product everyday and then get their blood work checked.

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  9. Hormones ~ The last one made me laugh :-)

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    1. The last one makes me cry or want to beg.

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  10. I am confused about my sexuality. Sometimes it's so unmemorable, I don't know if I'm getting laid or not.

    xoRobyn

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  11. I know if I'm getting laid I just don't remember when, who, or if I was a willing participant. I could have thought I was some kind of motionless exercise.

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  12. Sex? What's that again?

    I love the chicken one- because mainly it is true.

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