Friday 29 March 2013

Tripping

In life I take one step backwards than two steps forward before tripping.

I'm getting so old that if I date a girl half my age she will be twice my IQ.

A real phony is someone who lies through their false teeth.

I don't want to die feeling alone, that's why I won't get married.
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13 comments:

  1. The Angry Lurker29 March 2013 at 01:46

    The false teeth one is very true, I should know!

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    1. Unknown30 March 2013 at 09:34

      Sorry, I didn't get back to any one yesterday. I wasn't feeling great, so I took the day off from writing.

      John

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    2. Unknown30 March 2013 at 09:35

      Down south when they ask if you they're real, they are talking about your teeth.

      John

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  2. Pat Hatt29 March 2013 at 05:10

    All that math, can you IQ handle it? haha

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    1. Unknown30 March 2013 at 09:37

      Yo me IQ is an unsolvable mathematical equation.

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  3. Adam29 March 2013 at 05:25

    a lot of phonies at the old folks home. Talking about how in their day gas was 30 cents a galloon. ;)

    In all seriousness, that would be a pretty sweet rate for gasoline.

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    1. Unknown30 March 2013 at 09:39

      The way I feel I want to volunteer for either an old folks home or a gulag.

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  4. Eat To Live29 March 2013 at 05:36

    I trip over my own feet... but I usually take one step forward and two steps back. LOL isn't there a song in that somewhere?

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    1. Unknown30 March 2013 at 09:40

      You're right it sounds like a Neurotic country Western song or a country western song for neurotics.

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  5. Unknown29 March 2013 at 06:40

    My mother didn't speak a word to my father for the last three years of her life, so there's some truth in that last one. Thankfully for me, I married a good man and really I hope I die before him as I can't see going on without him.

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    1. Unknown30 March 2013 at 09:43

      My last girlfriend died a few years back at 42 of breast cancer, nearly the same time my dad died, so I figure I can handle living on my Siamese twin died (if I had one). Good relationships are the hardest thing to come bye. Good for you, lets hope you die many many many many years from now together peacefully.

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  6. Brian Miller29 March 2013 at 14:55

    ha. i need to ask my dad about his false teeth...smiles..oh dang...that last one stings a bit, in a funny way...

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    1. Unknown30 March 2013 at 09:45

      My dad had false teeth but he only used them when he went out. Yeah the last one stings, especially after being divorced. But I'm very glad I'm divorced.

      As I said, earlier I was sick yesterday so I'm only getting back to you all today.

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