Monday 11 March 2013

Glass

I don't only think that a glass is half empty, I think what's left is filled with saliva.

There's a good chance that I will die while obsessing about death.

You know your insignificant when your suicidal thoughts don't include you.
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  1. Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous11 March 2013 at 02:11

    Suicidal thoughts that don't include you? I'm pretty sure those would be homicidal.

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    1. Unknown11 March 2013 at 10:22

      I never quite thought of it that way. But I have no one else I would want to kill other than then all the people who before I was born that contributed to my gene pool.

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  2. The Angry Lurker11 March 2013 at 02:13

    The saliva one is making me think too much about....backwash!

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    1. Unknown11 March 2013 at 10:23

      I'm not a big fan of saliva although, I believe spitting should be in the Olympics.

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  3. Eat To Live11 March 2013 at 05:06

    Eweee!! The last of the liquid in the glass probably is backwash. Yuck!!

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    1. Unknown11 March 2013 at 10:24

      You're the second person who said backwash. I don't even know what that means. My knowledge of liquids is limited.

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  4. Brian Miller11 March 2013 at 05:17

    ha...true on that second one...the first one is hilarious....and a bit nasty....eww...backwash...what a life...smiles.

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    1. Unknown11 March 2013 at 10:25

      Back wash again. You're gong to give me night mares, will different ones anyway.

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  5. A Beer for the Shower11 March 2013 at 05:34

    Hey, if you're drinking cheap college kid beer, it all tastes like backwash anyway, right?

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    1. Unknown11 March 2013 at 10:26

      Another backwash, everyone is into backwash today. I guess that means the same as saliva or am I wrong?

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  6. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!11 March 2013 at 07:06

    Which is exactly why I never drink the bottom of my beer.

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    1. Unknown11 March 2013 at 10:27

      I drink the bottom first. I guess that really is a stupid remark on my part. I'm not a beer drinker, not in years. I like rum, but I have a condo in Nicaragua and their rum is great. So are the people.

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  7. Pat Hatt11 March 2013 at 07:24

    Well at least you won't be surprised when death comes, and eww to the backwash too.

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    1. Unknown11 March 2013 at 10:28

      Backwash again! I never heard of that word until today. I've lived a sheltered life.

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  8. betty11 March 2013 at 08:16

    I think a lot of us see truth in your statement about obsessing about death

    its sunny today here, hope your day is sunny too!

    betty

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    1. Unknown11 March 2013 at 10:30

      It is very sunny today. Thus I will shut my shades and stay in doors. I want to use up all my vitamin D capsules before I go out again. I paid good money for them, not to mention the light next to my desk that's supposed to replicate sunlight. So I'm like a beach person in the house. You have a great day.

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  9. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com11 March 2013 at 12:47

    Well, I guess saliva's better than other bodily fluids. But I can't say for sure.

    Happy Monday.
    xoRobyn

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