I've never been with a hooker, at that I know of, so I never had to approach that dilemma. Although, after having sex with a woman, I have punched up a few of their suicide notes.
I'm thankful it's a joke that is not based in reality, other than I was drunk, stoned, on pills, in a car accident where my head only dangled from my neck by a thread and just had a kidney removed by a man loading a vending machine. Fortunately, none of the above happened, including the joke. But I will admit to telling the joke several times.
ouch...um i take it you did not tip the hooker...do you tip a hooker? cultural things i dont understand...smiles..
ReplyDeleteI've never been with a hooker, at that I know of, so I never had to approach that dilemma. Although, after having sex with a woman, I have punched up a few of their suicide notes.
DeleteHmmmm... wonder where you find a virgin in this day and age?? You and Pat do a GREAT job together.
ReplyDeleteI think it was WC Fields who said something about looking for an ugly girl in a wheel chair. His sick style was way ahead of his time.
DeletePicking up a guy you went to high school with as a hooker? WOW, gives me visions of Hugh Grant and Divine Brown.
ReplyDeleteI'm thankful it's a joke that is not based in reality, other than I was drunk, stoned, on pills, in a car accident where my head only dangled from my neck by a thread and just had a kidney removed by a man loading a vending machine. Fortunately, none of the above happened, including the joke. But I will admit to telling the joke several times.
DeleteDon't even want to imagine picking up a hooker as a guy from high school, although i bet i could pick a few who'd be one haha
ReplyDeleteIn my high school the only thing worth picking up were your grades.
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ReplyDeleteWell done. Loved all your material. It is really funny.
Pat, The animation is outstanding. Yeah, you guys do some paramount work together.
Yes, Pat's done a great job. He's so good, I don't really exist. He has made me up, not only that, but he also gave health insurance.
DeleteThat's not bad John, really well put together as well.
ReplyDeleteHi, this is the third time I've tried to post a reply. Pat did a great job.
DeleteMost excellent John. I'm going to buy the book. I'm sold!
ReplyDeleteThank you and thank you for buying the book. I think you'll really like the book. It's a fun read. Let me know if you like it or not.
DeleteHad to laugh about the hooker from high school; again well done!
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Thank you it's very much appreciated, believe me. Pat has done a super job with it.
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