Thursday 11 July 2013

Lawyers

If gay marriage diminishes straight marriages, does that mean we can pay our divorce lawyers less.

I'm divorced, my ex was sort of a know it all. She stopped believing in God because she felt He didn't take criticism well.

My uncle was so old when he was cremated his ashes had age spots.

19 comments:

  1. And here all this time I thought God was a forgiving God. Goes to show how much I know.

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    1. If there is a God he is, my ex wive not so much.

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  2. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh to #3, lol!!! We should all be so lucky. :)

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    1. Yes we should. The thought of dying scares the hell out of me. I want a do over.

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  3. HAH, damn lawyers will never accept less, only more. I can say that with confidence since I am one.

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    1. I know, I just got a bill from a lawyer in Nicaragua, I have a condo down there, a bill I never expected. I thought someone else was incurring the expense, now I have to deal with that from here. They are the same world over.

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  4. Lawyers will always make up some new rule so they can increased their hours. All should just legally have to sign a prenup before marrying, would end a whole lot of crap.

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    1. We should sign a prenup with the lawyer since they end up with the money anyway.

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  5. I refinanced my marriage after gay marriage started getting legalized in more states, and I've found that it's lost so much resale value. Now my marriage only has half the monetary value it held before. What kind of lousy investment is this??

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  6. Well, look at it this way, if you get divorced your wife will get less.

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  7. Everyone is giving lawyers a hard time. I like mine as he's aggressive and whoops up on the bad guys for me. I keep him in a cage and feed him raw meat. Keeps him angry and keeps him hungry.

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  8. Let me know of the name of the firm. Will he take a side of beef as a retainer.

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  9. Ahh.......my Ex-Wife. I do so fondly remember my pet name for her, "Whatthehellwasithinking?"
    Now it's just "Bug Eyed Ugly Woman."
    Affectionately shortened to just "Bug."

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    1. You sound so broken hearted over your ex.

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    2. She let me keep the Coleman Cooler.

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  10. Lawyers win in the end every time

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    1. They stacked the decks for themselves. It always a win win situation for them.

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  11. with lawyers less is still way too much

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    1. They write the laws using their legalese language that no one an understand except other lawyers, so you have to have lawyer to understand the simplest letter. So, yeah, you are right.

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