Monday, 29 July 2013

DMV

Who ever said we should appreciate being alive was not in line at the DMV at the time.

The best thing about your eyesight getting worse as you get old is that you can't tell you have shrunk because your feet look further away.

Love is blind if it was also deaf and dumb there would be a lot less divorces.

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  1. #3...there prob would be no marriages, either.

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  2. I'm convinced the people who work for the DMV make it their mission to make our lives a living hell.

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    1. They are certainly succeeding on their mission.

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  3. ha. so true on that last one...lol....ouch but manzanita has a point...smiles....

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    1. She does, but for me it's a positive thing.

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  4. being at the DMV might qualify as being undead.

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    1. Them or us or both. The only difference is if you shot them in the head, it wouldn't hit anything so they wouldn't die.

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  5. Yes, but you sure appreciate the beauty of life after the 3 hours you wait just to renew your license. That first step out into "the real world" feels like being born all over again.

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    1. That's true once you get out of there it makes you appreciate every other place on earth.

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  6. They'd make good money if they sold donuts at the DMV.

    My belly keeps growing. If I live to be an old lady, I won't see my feet.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Then you have to look at the floor.

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  7. Number 2... I am right there with you on that one.

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    1. I think we can start a national movement.

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  8. hate the DMV, but I get there early so the wait is only 15 minutes max

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    1. Yes, who wants to get up that early? Not me.

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  9. Less marriage would bring less divorce too

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    1. And more importantly less money for LAWYERS!

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