Thursday, 18 July 2013

Museum

I used to think of my body as a temple now I think of it as a museum.

I took Viagra once, it made my apology last longer.

I tried S&M once. It's tough to masturbate with both your hands tied.

24 comments:

  1. My body is a temple that's been ransacked.

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  2. Christian Grey would probably still figure out a way to masturbate with his hands tied. Blow up doll near by maybe?

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    1. Blow up dolls are too hight maintenance for me.

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  3. Tough but not impossible, is that what I'm getting?

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    1. Nothing is impossible if you're delusional.

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  4. haha these are funny man...
    seriously one better than the other..
    you got me to laugh out loud...

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    1. Some days I'm less funny than others.

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  5. I'm not quite at the museum stage yet, but you know I do wish someone had preserved the damn thing while it still looked good.

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  6. Viagra: if erection lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor... and thank him profusely.

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    1. Very funny. Four hours I can't even standup that long.

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  7. In regards to #3, so you're saying there's a chance??

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    1. It depends how flexible and how well endowed one is.

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  8. Ohh....S and m! I thought it was M & M's!!! Those little bastards kept melting in my crotch.

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  9. But, strangely, not on my hands.

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    1. Even funnier and not as bad an image.

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  10. Hahahaha... From a Temple to a Museum.... thats quite a slide downhill.

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  11. I'm laughing at Al's comments. Your jokes are really good too, some of your best.

    Al, watch out for those green ones. They get stuck in your crotch...so I hear...from, um, a friend. Yeah, a friend!

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yes, his comments were very funny. I don't even want to think about what he did with the green ones.

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  12. My body is a warehouse that stores lard.

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