Sunday, 18 August 2013


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Still in LA, will be back next week.

Friday, 2 August 2013


I'm from a broken home. My mother left me while I was still in the womb.

My girlfriend was such an ego maniac she said she gave birth to herself.

One thing I can say about Politicians they never allow doing the right thing to cloud their judgement.

Off to LA for 2 weeks, see you all when I return.

Thursday, 1 August 2013


To me life is what's happening when I'm busy making plans to end it.

This is how bad the NY post is: if you have it in the bathroom, you don't know what to flush first.

Following A Jolie I found out I have a marker for brain cancer so tomorrow I'm getting my head cut off. Afterwards I'll join the Tea party.