I'm sure you found the most important things on yourself in your youth.
Not me, I didn't know where everything else started and I ended.
you can almost eat off a plate eh? ha. sounds like my college apartment...smiles.
Sounds like mine now.
I lost my (I had a spare) keys for like four days last week
I've misplaced my house.
#3... the plate one .... whenever I think of plates I remember the old joke. The plates were cleaned by soap and water. The dogs come into the room. Come Soap, Come Water. (I know... corny.)
I never heard that one.
For work days, that is sure my favorite part
What I said is actually the truth. I like it when it's past 12Am. I wake up.
My favorite part of the day is when my cat pisses on the floor right next to the kitty litter so I can sniff his piss some more. Today that was at 7:50 A.M. I know, lucky me....
You have lower self esteem issues that I do.
Well at least your house is all the same, not too clean here and too dirty there
Sounds like my place if I can find my keys in order to get in.
Single men do notoriously have very dirty apartments. I used to cringe when I visited my son's. He's married now and his house is always clean. :)
I'm clean for a single guy, before entering the roaches wipe off their feet.
You have plates? For a single guy, that's impressive. You're not using frisbees, right?xoRobyn
Frisbees don't hold up in a dishwasher. They melt.
Hahahah... almost eat off a plate. Maybe you should just buy paper plates and forget about washing them.
I've done that. If you careful you can get at least a days worth of meals on them if you use both sides.