Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Memory

My memory is getting really bad, not only can't I remember the girl I host my virginity with, I can't recall how much I paid her.

My memory is going, the other day I had sex with a woman and I forgot to apologize.

I had a friend in LA whose bird just died. She left the window open and the bird flew out and hit its head on the air.

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  1. After 25 years with the Hubby, my memory is selective.

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    1. My memory is selective enough to leave me out of most of my memories.

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  2. hit its head on the air...ha...that is awesome...lol

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    1. That's not far from the truth out there now, especially with the fires.

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    1. Yeah, it's something to run from.

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  4. Never apologize after sex. I think a standing ovation is in order.

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    1. I wish that were the case, although I be to afraid I'd be asked for an encore.

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  5. I would chose to remember that you were so good she paid YOU!

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    1. If a woman paid me I'd have the coin or bill framed and hung around my neck.

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  6. I laughed pretty hard at the first one

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    1. Thanks, I hope it wasn't because it was true.

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  7. LOL and ouch to the last one!!! I haven't been thata'way but I have heard the rumors of the air pollution.

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    1. To use an old joke of mine, it's the only place you can eat a bagel and taste the hole.

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  8. If your memory is getting that bad, you are lucky you had sex with a woman and not a man!... Think about that one.

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    1. My memory will never be that bad, neither will my eyesight.

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  9. Well with such memory fog, you'll fit right in with the la smog haha

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    1. Maybe that's why I can't remember that much about my life in LA.

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