Wednesday 31 July 2013

Glass

I think I'm a pessimist, I not only see a glass as half empty I see it broken over my head.

I've been so long without a woman, I'm at the point where x-rays make me horny.

Confucius says If you sleep on a bed of nails don't let someone to tuck you in.

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  1. ha. def no tuck in there...smiles...
    i hear you on nice bone structure...haha

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    1. You also wouldn't want to jump in bed or roll around with a loved one. Or maybe you would depending on your proclivity.

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  2. Would you be optimistic if a woman broke a glass over your head?

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    1. Wow, that's an interesting question. I don't know if I'd be an optimist but I'd know not to ask her out again.

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  3. LOL.... Have to laugh at Just Keepin It Real. She is so quick with her responses.

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    1. Yes she is. All you guys leave terrific fun comments.

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    1. Very funny!!! Didn't even think of it that way.

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  5. Confucius was a terrible mattress salesman

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  6. Tuck into a bed of nails could hit the nail on the head. Haha

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    1. Oh, that's so silly it's funny and has a couple of other meanings both big and small or both small or both big.

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  7. X ray's can chew away the fat too, throwing you a bone

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    1. X rays are the great equalizers. It's hard to look too good or too bad. Should have had that in my high school yearbook.

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  8. Confucius was a wise one. :)

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  9. Confucius also say, "Fart in church, sit in own pew."
    Didn't know Ancient China had a lot of churches, so this may not be completely accurate.

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    1. No but it's colorful. I got a feeling someone was just paraphrasing.

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    1. I always like that expression. But I wondered it what a middle or first child thought about it. Or fourth, fifth, sixth etc.

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