Friday 12 July 2013

Diapers

If you’re going to be with someone who wants to change you... wait until you’re in adult diapers.

You know you’re getting very old when you stand up and don’t have to stretch to touch your toes.

The best way to prepare for the aches and pains of old age is to sleep in folded up sofa bed.

21 comments:

  1. I've changed my share of adult diapers and a few other peoples share as well!

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    1. I've never had the privilege, thankfully.

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  2. Oh I'm getting closer to #2 every year. I'm shrinking, I'm shrinking!!!!!!

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    1. I have measured myself but it doesn't seem that I've shrunk. I guess you have to get out of bed for gravity to work.

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  3. ouch, i remember this one time, my brother got folded up in one of those beds...ha

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    1. Did you really or are you kidding? Wow that must have been super painful.

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  4. Loving #1. Too bad a lot of people don't learn that lesson until they're almost old enough to need diapers. :)

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    1. Yeah, that's usually the way it works. I've been fortunate when I took care of my dad, he was perfectly functional until the last couple of weeks and by then he was in the hospital.

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  5. #1 can make a relationship go from steady to depends

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    1. It's either a long relationship who a you date very old women.

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  6. #1 May be in my near future. I gave up eating cane sugar and healed my kidneys and bladder.... but who knows what will happen in the future.

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    1. We should all give up cane sugar. I use mostly maple syrup, some honey and Agave sweetener and also Stevia. Who knows what will fall off from that.

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  7. Hopefully far away from #1. But yeah been down that change road, didn't end well, screw that.

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    1. Yeah, that's tough, I don't look forward to be on either end of that.

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    1. I've slept on some very comfortable ones, but for the most they are awful.

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  9. I slept on a sofa bed for two years...you're absolutely right LOL.

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  10. Being folded up would certainly through out my back for awhile, maybe forever.

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  11. I'm afraid it will be a lot harder to find someone who wants to change my diapers than my personality, but you make a good point.

    xoRobyn

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    1. You also make a good point. They all want to change our personality!

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  12. I thought you knew you were getting old when your testicles get caught when you put your sneakers on.
    For ladies, I would also add...disturbing.

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