Wednesday 10 April 2013

Sun Burn

When you get older your skin gets more translucent. I'm at the age now if I fall asleep on someone at the beach they'd get sunburned.

I'm could never be considered a devoted boyfriend. The only way I'd die for a woman I loved is being executed for her murder.

The most disappointing thing in the world is an ugly blonde.

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  1. ha. so no shade coming off you eh? how do you fall asleep on someone? does that come with age too...ha.

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    1. Brian that's a good point. It either comes with age or sunstroke. I'm not a beach person, that's like water torture with sand.

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  2. LOL I like the sunburn one. I am right there with you!!

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    1. I'm not sure if I'm there yet but doctors can not take x-rays with regular cameras.

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  3. the second one made me laugh out loud

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    1. Thanks. Unfortunately with the women I've date that would be the only way, either that or commit suicide.

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  4. I've noticed that about some blondes. Take away that hair and what have you got?

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    1. Actually, that joke a guess is a guy thing. I think. It's when you see a blonde from behind walking the street or whatever. It somehow conjures up fantasies and then we she turns if you don't find her attractive it becomes a big let down.

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    2. You've got Britney Spears attacking a car with an umbrella.

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    1. Thank you. I'm glad you realized they were jokes. It's scary when that happens on stage.

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  6. That would be a tricky thing to do, fall asleep on someone. Unless it was an ugly blonde you were looking to put out of her misery or yours.

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    1. You have a point, to a certain extent. If she's that ugly would you want to get that close?

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    2. Hmmm maybe if it was a paid assasination.

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  7. I have not seen an ugly blond ~ The second one made me laugh ~

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  8. I have and I've beautiful ones and the same goes for brunettes redheads and I'm sure from a woman's prospective the some applies. Although I've read where a bunch of scientists who study this sort of thing, say there's a biological response to blonde hair that's automatic.

    What I meant by the line was you see a blonde from behind (it can be a man or woman depending on your sexual proclivity) and if they turn around and their ugly it's disappointing.

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  9. My first thought was: there's no such thing as an ugly blonde. Then I thought about Miley Cyrus (currently blond), Joan Rivers, Britteny Spears, Lindsay Lohan...All are highly disappointing. Great lines!

    xoRobyn

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  10. Thanks. You certainly named a few. The sky has gotten so black here. It's about to pour. I hope I don't lose power. Time for me to save all the computer stuff I have opened.

    Again Thanks

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  11. I've also noticed that, as I've gotten older, I cut myself more frequently without even knowing it.
    For instance, last week, I noticed a dried trickle of blood crossing my forearm. I looked at it and thought, "Huh. That's weird." And had no earthly clue how it happened.

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