LOL I feel like the big bang one.
I also fell like that every morning, well afternoon. When I was a kid I hated to sleep now it's one of the most enjoyable parts of the day or night.
haha the big bang one is class
Everyone seems to like that line. It was actually an ad lib, I was saying that about a friend as we made fun of each other.
Love the Big Bang one!!
I have to write some more old jokes, they're fun. I wrote one years ago for comedian John Mendoza. He was getting so old that he was taking psychedelic mushrooms for the roughage.
being distant to another woman...hahaha...that one made my day...smiles.
When I did that line in front of audiences they women would laugh more than the guys. It is one of my favorite lines about my defunct marriage.
Can't please em, distant, not distant enough, not even worth the effort haha
Yeah, that's why there's divorce and cross country flights.
So glad the you're awake 'cause you bring lots of joy!!!
Thanks. Sometimes I actually dream jokes. Last night I thought of one, and didn't get up to write it. Of course I have no idea what it was even about. I even made a mental note about something that would prompt the joke. It obviously didn't work.
I'm Irish catholic, I have too!
Hi, I don't understand your comment and I'd like to. Tell me what I'm missing. I'd really like to know, sometimes I don't see what's in front of me. Get back to me on this, please.
I especially like the third one. And I can relate to the first two. I'm not sure why a woman's threatened when her man acts aloof with other women. We're sick and twisted that way, I guess.xoRobyn
We're all sick and twisted. We just have to make sure those twists don't hurt other people.
I like the big bang one
Thanks. You really can't get much older than that.
Consider yourself fortunate you're not old.Because, if you were, the big bang could kill you.It's a wonder Hef's still around.
It is a wonder that he's still around. I often think about that. He's had a quite a life. He's probably a much more complicated person that we're led to believe.
And well-satisfied.I'd be.
big bangs usually keep me awake as well...but perhaps we are on different pages
I guess we are. I have no idea what wakes me up or what even puts me to sleep. I just wish the ratio leaned more to staying awake and not needing the sleep.