Friday, 5 April 2013

Belief

I believe in God, but I'm not a fan.

I was married once. My wife left me. She caught me being distant to another woman.

I'm so old the big bang woke me up.

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  1. LOL I feel like the big bang one.

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    1. I also fell like that every morning, well afternoon. When I was a kid I hated to sleep now it's one of the most enjoyable parts of the day or night.

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  2. haha the big bang one is class

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    1. Everyone seems to like that line. It was actually an ad lib, I was saying that about a friend as we made fun of each other.

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    1. I have to write some more old jokes, they're fun. I wrote one years ago for comedian John Mendoza. He was getting so old that he was taking psychedelic mushrooms for the roughage.

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  4. being distant to another woman...hahaha...that one made my day...smiles.

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    1. When I did that line in front of audiences they women would laugh more than the guys. It is one of my favorite lines about my defunct marriage.

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  5. Can't please em, distant, not distant enough, not even worth the effort haha

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    1. Yeah, that's why there's divorce and cross country flights.

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  6. So glad the you're awake 'cause you bring lots of joy!!!

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    1. Thanks. Sometimes I actually dream jokes. Last night I thought of one, and didn't get up to write it. Of course I have no idea what it was even about. I even made a mental note about something that would prompt the joke. It obviously didn't work.

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  7. I'm Irish catholic, I have too!

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  8. Hi, I don't understand your comment and I'd like to. Tell me what I'm missing. I'd really like to know, sometimes I don't see what's in front of me. Get back to me on this, please.

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  9. I especially like the third one. And I can relate to the first two. I'm not sure why a woman's threatened when her man acts aloof with other women. We're sick and twisted that way, I guess.

    xoRobyn

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    1. We're all sick and twisted. We just have to make sure those twists don't hurt other people.

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    1. Thanks. You really can't get much older than that.

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  11. Consider yourself fortunate you're not old.
    Because, if you were, the big bang could kill you.
    It's a wonder Hef's still around.

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    1. It is a wonder that he's still around. I often think about that. He's had a quite a life. He's probably a much more complicated person that we're led to believe.

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    2. And well-satisfied.
      I'd be.

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  12. big bangs usually keep me awake as well...
    but perhaps we are on different pages

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    1. I guess we are. I have no idea what wakes me up or what even puts me to sleep. I just wish the ratio leaned more to staying awake and not needing the sleep.

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