Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Wage

I think that the only people in this country that deserve to live on minimum wage are members of congress.

My uncle was a Mortician. He saw his work as an art form. His customers didn't appreciate his creativity... He was a cubist.

17 comments:

  1. Members of congress shouldn't get any fancy schmancy perks or benefits either like blow jobs.

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    1. I agree. They're benefits are amazing. Not only Healthcare for life, they don't pay into Social Security, their kids don't have to pay for their college loans etc. They are useless.

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  2. Congress members need to see how the real folks live. They might just get their rear in gear and help us out.

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    1. I don't they would help anyway. All they care about is their big money donors.

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  3. I vote for the first one. That would be awesome! I'm laughing at the second - one of your funniest.

    xoRobyn

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    1. I actually like the last one best because it's so off the wall. The congress one is more pertinent to what's happening.

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  4. #1 has my vote too. Introduce them to the real world that THEY were elected to look out for.

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    1. Most of them don't care, they just want to raise money to get re elected and along the way make connections for the future.

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  5. Your poor uncle, everyone is a critic haha and yep agree, let them live in the slums for a while.

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    1. Let them live in coffins for awhile.

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  6. Love these today! Politicians shouldn't be allowed to forget what it's like to be an average Joe.

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  7. Thank you. They will never care about the average Joe, until we change the rules for elections.

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  8. With the new $9 proposal, it's really angered the right-wing politicians and businessmen. One old guy was like "when I was a teenager I made a dollar and five cents an hour and that was more than enough".

    I know Republicans are stuck in the past, but that guy takes it too literally

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    1. The Republicans and the Democrats that voted down and watered down gun laws should be chained to the past. They really disgust me. The lies and misinformation by the gun lobby and the law makers who pretend that it had ant merit should never sleep a wink again.

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  9. I heard this from a stand-up comic years ago and it's so true...
    What's the worst screw-up you can have as a mortician?
    "Honey! I got one back today."

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  10. That's very funny. I like that because you have to think about it.

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  11. hahaha cubist, awwhh that is pretty good.

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