Thursday, 18 April 2013

Gong Show

The crazy rhetoric from conservative medias is making them sound like losing contestants from the Gong Show.

With the new marijuana laws, Hostess should not go out of business they should just move their plant to Colorado.

Santa Claus was my gateway belief into atheism.

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  1. There seems to be a big confusion between Jesus and Santa

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    1. And the Easter Bunny, who I still believe in.

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    1. I wish I did. When I found out there was no Santa Claus that was one of the biggest disappointments in the last two years.

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    1. He better be. Otherwise I had my chimney enlarged for no reason.

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  4. Santa may not be real, but he's a great excuse to buy myself things without any form of guilt. If a bearded fat man insists I buy this new computer because I was a good person this year, then who am I to argue?

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    1. Anyone who says you should buy yourself a new computer you should listen to. I would and have.

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  5. Some big fat man with a white beard still makes all of my dreams come true.

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    1. I have a feeling you're not talking about Santa Claus or maybe you are. What do I know? It doesn't matter as long as you're happy!

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  6. Only have to work one day a year, all the sugar creating a diabetic coma and flying around with reindeer farting in your face, what's not to believe in?

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  7. I never quite imagined Santa Claus like that. You must have had a very unusual childhood.

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  8. Maybe Santa's real but stopped working after having a list of all the naughty girls?

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