Thursday 25 April 2013

Small Minds

The government isn't too big. The government just looks bigger because it's filled with so many small minds.

My uncle spontaneously combusted. It was his own fault. You shouldn't be a fire swallower who has acid reflux.

Men might live a long as women if they stop using up so much energy trying to take away women's health care.

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  1. ha. a fire swallower with acid reflux....too funny...mmm that last one prickles too...

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    1. Thanks. The I have acid reflux pretty bad. So that one hit me both in the funny bone and in my gut! I just found out that Dickie Smother's has the same condition I have so I'm trying to get a hold of him. Prickles, I just got that. Thanks.

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  2. Or Men might live as long as women if they would stop chasing every skirt they see!!

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    1. I've never been a chaser. Too neurotic. I've been an admirer and have been lucky enough to have lovely girlfriends. I'm also one of the few guys that can be really close friendships with women. I was very close to my mother, thus it's always natural to have woman friends who I'm close to. I really think it's in our physiological make up and that women handle stress better and are freer with their emotions. I wish we had more world leaders that are women.

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  3. Men will never live as long, too much lifeforce is wasted pleasuring themselves

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    1. I think women live longer because it biologically suites our species. And they are natural care takers and nourishes. If my life is shortened it will because of baseball and football, not because of injuries, but because of the stress I go through watching them. Larry David, Bobby Kelton, (another comic) are nuts when we watch games. Other comics will not watch with us, the walk out of the room because we are so negative. When our teams win it's more relief than joy. I once asked Larry if he's happy now that he has all that money. His reply, was, "The only time I'm happy is when I play golf and I stink at that!" So we should live shorter lives.

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  4. How many lives does your uncle have? lol coming back and dying all the time. Must be stuck in Groundhog day.

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    1. I have lots of uncle with many more illness and ways of dying. And more die of weird things all the time.

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  5. John
    The first two made me laugh. I wish I hadn't read the 3rd because women's health care bristles me. Women who think others will look after their health are foolish. (I had a stronger word in mind but I'll restrain) Take bread, for instance. Before the '70's, there was enough iodine in the flour whereby 2 pieces of bread a day would satisfy the minimum requirement. By writing papers and hinting that iodine is lethal (hows that for a false flag) it started public outcry to take it out of flour. What did they add? Bromide in the bread and iodine went in salt which evaporates almost by the time you get it to the table.

    Iodine nourishes women's breasts while potassium bromate is anti-iodine. Breast cancer is on the rise since the 1970's. Get the connection. Bromides were also added to fire retardant clothing, mattresses, carpets, inside autos. We breath that dust and it kills off what little iodine we get in the body. The iodine was moved from bread to salt for a reason. Always money. But I blame women for not waking up and doing their own investigation. It's their body, so why trust it to someone else.
    Oh boy, and I usually never rant.

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    1. To keep the funny going, I think I just found a new pickup line.

      "Hey baby, they call me Iodine."
      Why is that?
      "Because I'll nourish your breasts."

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    2. Manzanita,Please RANT!!!!! Having four daughter alone besides my own feelings I am very much in favor of women's issues. I think women are constantly getting short changed in life and in our democracy. I'm doing an interview with Cecilia Richards, the Head of Planned Parenthood in the next week or so. I'm really looking forward to do that. Her mother when she was the governor of Texas was so progressive and a huge supporter of women's issues. I never knew about the Iodine issue. Wow. I may mention that to Cecilia. In fact anything that you'd like me to ask her, or an information you have I'd greatly appreciate it. My girlfriend died of breast cancer two years ago. She was only 41 at the time. She researched everything, but it was too late. Please send me your regular email address if you don't mind. I wouldn't mind telling you what happened and getting as much info as you can provide so I can make this interview to wake up a bunch of people. You can always send the email address through Pat if you'd like or on a private message on Facebook to me. I"m so glad you ranted. I learned things I never knew. Thank you. Or you can send me a message via email on here, I think.

      A Beer For The Showers, I know you just wanted to keep the funny going (and it was funny) and I appreciate it. I don't mean to disparage your comment, because I've made many a sick joke, so I understand your motivation, and I know it really has nothing to do with being insensitive to the real issue. It's a comic's way of dealing with painful stuff. But this happens to be a pivotal time in's women's health care with so many states doing away with women's health care and Planned Parenthood we all need to fight back. Let's get after those idiots in Washington with jokes! You take care.

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  6. And it's called the Tea Party caucus

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    1. Don't get my started on the Tea Party. They've single handily made congress completely useless by putting ideology before country. I with you on that.

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  7. This was a hilarious post! You have a great blog.

    www.modernworld4.blogspot.com

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  8. acid reflux very good. I am not sure what's going on with healthcare in America but I am assuming it is shite...well I am used to the German system. Free breast check ups and all.

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