Tuesday 26 March 2013

Fall Back

To me life is just something to fall back on.

If I was reincarnated does that mean I’m God’s hand me down?

Women live longer than men. So I figure when I'm 80 I'm going to have a sex change.

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  1. no you need to do it before 80!!!

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    1. I figure I'm going to live as long as possible just to annoy my daughters.

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  2. The PC way of looking at is that God recycled you.

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    1. I like the idea of being recycled, but what from? I need to know the answer to this. Now you're going to keep me awake wondering what I was before.

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  3. why is there not a reality tv show on reincarnated hand me down people....there really needs to be...

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    1. You're right there should be. That's a good thought. But what would it be called? Any ideas?

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  4. I think I was reincarnated as a toilet brush once!

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    1. Well, at least you evolved enough from the incarnation to become you. I think in my past life I was some one else's next life. If that makes any sense at all.

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  5. Did you ever wonder why women live longer than men? I think that makes us the STRONGER GENDER!!

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    1. I have no doubt that women are stronger. None what so ever. I think we'd have less wars and a much safer planet if women had been in charge. I really believe that.

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  6. Isn't the average age of a man 76 or so, might want to do it before 80.

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    1. Larry David's dad lived till he was 95 his mother till she was 97. I want to deliver his eulogy and not mention him once, only talk about dumb funeral observations, so I have to live very long.

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    2. LOL that would be great give a eulogy and talk about your day, ignoring him

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  7. That last one is hilarious ~ An interesting thought on reincarnation ~

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    1. I'd prefer to wait until my next life to have a change in sex's, since I just bought a few new suits and sports jackets, not to mention shoes--shes women would never be caught dead or alive in -- in any lifetime. Reincarnation has always interested me, not that I believe in it, but several people I know do. If we are reincarnated who chooses who or what we come back as? If I had to pick myself, it might take me several lifetimes to make that choice. It's hard enough figuring out what to order for lunch.

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  8. But what does it mean to be reincarnated into a cow? Isn't that the ultimate holy state? Can a cow be a hand me down? My brain hurts.

    xoRobyn

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