Yeah, Bill's a mess, last week he thought he had a yeast infection.
Porn Lucrative?? Must be a man thing.
It's super lucrative. Men are essentially pigs, visual pigs. One of my daughters majored in psychology and was going to work with prostitutes to help them straighten out their lives. I told her I could probably get several comedians to introduce her to clients. There is this mindset, that comics have about working strip clubs and meeting dancers/hookers. I think it's really old school thinking. But there are some great stories.
Bill obviously wasn't paying attention during sex ed ... everyone knows you have to wait a week before taking the test ;P
You're right but Bill is a super hypochondriac, I'm surprised he didn't go directly to a lamaz (I can't spell French words) class.
I'm trying to find a clever way to connect porn and pregnancy to FDR. It ain't happening. I just keep picturing Eleanor and the whole idea of sex goes right out the window.
Yes, Eleanor was a brilliant woman, truly a great role model for women (and men in her thinking), but she was as sexy as an algebraic equation.
Yes, poor Eleanor in the case of being a sexual human being on the surface, but what a brilliant woman who had her heart in the right place. I really admired her, but I wouldn't want her as my valentine.
ha. if his test comes up positive he could make a lot of money you know...lol...
Yes, he could but I'd rather doubt it, since he's now convinced he's being turned into a viral infection from tight shoes.
Switching the pregnancy test for a positive one would cure the hypochondriac in him, just give him a heart attack.
That's funny but true. He'd love the fact that's he's having a heart attack. It would make his day.
I haven't given the industry a cent in years.
You haven't given the porn industry a cent in years. I could never ever be in a porn movie, when I'm with a woman I can't even leave the night light on in the hallway. I even unscrew the light bulb in the refrigerator.