Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Free

If the best things are life are free, then why is porn so lucrative.

Franklin Roosevelt was successful because he was a rich guy who did forget his roots.

My friend Bill is such a hypocondriac after he has sex he takes a pregnancy test.

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    1. Yeah, Bill's a mess, last week he thought he had a yeast infection.

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    1. It's super lucrative. Men are essentially pigs, visual pigs. One of my daughters majored in psychology and was going to work with prostitutes to help them straighten out their lives. I told her I could probably get several comedians to introduce her to clients. There is this mindset, that comics have about working strip clubs and meeting dancers/hookers. I think it's really old school thinking. But there are some great stories.

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  3. Bill obviously wasn't paying attention during sex ed ... everyone knows you have to wait a week before taking the test ;P

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    1. You're right but Bill is a super hypochondriac, I'm surprised he didn't go directly to a lamaz (I can't spell French words) class.

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  4. I'm trying to find a clever way to connect porn and pregnancy to FDR. It ain't happening. I just keep picturing Eleanor and the whole idea of sex goes right out the window.

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    1. Yes, Eleanor was a brilliant woman, truly a great role model for women (and men in her thinking), but she was as sexy as an algebraic equation.

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    1. Yes, poor Eleanor in the case of being a sexual human being on the surface, but what a brilliant woman who had her heart in the right place. I really admired her, but I wouldn't want her as my valentine.

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  6. ha. if his test comes up positive he could make a lot of money you know...lol...

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    1. Yes, he could but I'd rather doubt it, since he's now convinced he's being turned into a viral infection from tight shoes.

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  7. Switching the pregnancy test for a positive one would cure the hypochondriac in him, just give him a heart attack.

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    1. That's funny but true. He'd love the fact that's he's having a heart attack. It would make his day.

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  8. I haven't given the industry a cent in years.

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    1. You haven't given the porn industry a cent in years. I could never ever be in a porn movie, when I'm with a woman I can't even leave the night light on in the hallway. I even unscrew the light bulb in the refrigerator.

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