Thursday, 28 March 2013

Chewing

When I was a baby I used to spit up all the time. My folks were pleased. They had something my grandfather could eat without chewing.

If it wasn't for my anti depressants I couldn't get out of bed before I threw up.

A cannibal friend said (no matter how hungry he is) he'd never eat Cher it would be eating all artificial ingredients.
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  1. The Angry Lurker28 March 2013 at 01:16

    I suppose Cher and a lot of others would have some major E numbers and additives.

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    1. Unknown28 March 2013 at 18:08

      The doctors couldn't build an artificial organ that would reject her body.

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  2. Unknown28 March 2013 at 04:16

    I think the interesting thing here is that you have a cannibal friend John! Does he ever look at you with that "you'd taste great with butter" look in his eyes?

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    1. Unknown28 March 2013 at 17:58

      He tells me I have nothing to worry about, he doesn't eat Italian.

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  3. Brian Miller28 March 2013 at 05:21

    oh man...that first one...ewww....but maybe grand dad doesnt realize...oh man just shoot me if i ever get there...haha on cher, might chip a tooth as well...

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    1. Unknown28 March 2013 at 18:00

      If Cher threw up there so much rubber and silicone in her it'll probably bounce.

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  4. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!28 March 2013 at 06:29

    So glad to hear your grandfather doesn't mind sloppy seconds.

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  5. Eat To Live28 March 2013 at 06:38

    Oh GAG!! Your blog is getting as gross as mine. Next you will be showing the ship I show.

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    1. Unknown28 March 2013 at 18:02

      You're right today was a little gross, but I needed something to keep me from eating meat, tomorrow, on Good Friday.

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  6. Adam28 March 2013 at 06:41

    she might also take 10,000 years to bio-degrade too.

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    1. Unknown28 March 2013 at 18:03

      A thousand! In phony LA teenagers will take that long to bio-degrade.

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  7. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com28 March 2013 at 08:14

    Your cannibal friend wouldn't survive in Hollywood. Then again, most don't.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Unknown28 March 2013 at 18:04

      Hollywood tend to eat their young before their born, creatively that is.

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  8. Pat Hatt28 March 2013 at 09:01

    Well at least the cannibal friend would be saving the environment if he did find time to snack.

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  9. A Beer for the Shower28 March 2013 at 11:28

    Cher - probably still healthier to eat than a twinkie. Have you seen what they put in those things? I can't tell whether I'm looking at a high school science curriculum or an ingredients list.

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    1. Unknown28 March 2013 at 18:06

      In the fifties and sixties they should have used Twinkies to line fall out shelters.

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