Monday 26 May 2014

Morning

I woke up this morning, saw the sun coming through my shades, and said to myself. "This is the greatest depression of my life!"

The other night I got coffee at the Bendix Diner and spilled it on my legs and got frost bite.

I’m getting so old that eternity is getting shorter.

I know the restaurant I'm in is owned by the mob, there's a sign in the bathroom that says employees must wipe off their finger prints.

15 comments:

  1. That coffee would help on hot summer days

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    1. I wish they put a stick in it and let me just lick the coffee.

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  2. Another reason to avoid public rest rooms

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    1. Mob bathrooms should always be avoided under any circumstances.

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  3. At least you see the light at the end of the tunnel

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    1. I would if I could afford the electric bill.

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  4. my favorite is the 3rd one

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    1. It would be mine if it wasn't getting too close to the truth.

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  5. lol to the fingerprints!! Maybe time to find another restaurant. ;)

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    1. The food is good especially their freshly strangled geese.

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  6. I’m getting so old that eternity is getting shorter.... Don't remind me.... Good one though.

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    1. Unfortunately every day is a new reminder.

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  7. hahah that fingerprints and blowup doll jokes got me laughing

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