I woke up this morning, saw the sun coming through my shades, and said to myself. "This is the greatest depression of my life!"
The other night I got coffee at the Bendix Diner and spilled it on my legs and got frost bite.
I’m getting so old that eternity is getting shorter.
I know the restaurant I'm in is owned by the mob, there's a sign in the
bathroom that says employees must wipe off their finger prints.
Great jokes
ReplyDeleteThank you again.
DeleteThat coffee would help on hot summer days
ReplyDeleteI wish they put a stick in it and let me just lick the coffee.
DeleteAnother reason to avoid public rest rooms
ReplyDeleteMob bathrooms should always be avoided under any circumstances.
DeleteAt least you see the light at the end of the tunnel
ReplyDeleteI would if I could afford the electric bill.
Deletemy favorite is the 3rd one
ReplyDeleteIt would be mine if it wasn't getting too close to the truth.
Deletelol to the fingerprints!! Maybe time to find another restaurant. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe food is good especially their freshly strangled geese.
DeleteI’m getting so old that eternity is getting shorter.... Don't remind me.... Good one though.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately every day is a new reminder.
Deletehahah that fingerprints and blowup doll jokes got me laughing
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