Friday 30 May 2014

Bulimic

I had bulimic blow up doll, every time I filled it up it kept throwing up the air.

I need to improve my oral hygiene when the guy from deliverance died, they checked his teeth to identify him and they matched dental records

No wonder society is so screwed up, life starts without practice.

I’m Italian, after we’re born instead of getting circumcised they burned off our fingerprints.

15 comments:

  1. Haven't seen Deliverance in ages. Great film! And those were some terrible teeth lol.

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    1. I left out a word. It's supposed to say "my dental records."

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  2. Luckily I was just circumcised instead (seriously)

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  3. Maybe you were too rough with the doll

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  4. Many in society wouldn't be able to get life with practice

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    1. Many of us, including me at times live like we are sentenced to life.

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    1. Yes, my grandfather choose the right profession. I should have followed in his cement foot prints.

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  6. I haven't the heart to watch Deliverance, but I've heard a tale or two about it.

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    1. I watched it yesterday. No joke. His teeth were checked too....

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    2. Deliverance was a great movie that they're made into several TV reality shows.

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