I had bulimic blow up doll, every time I filled it up it kept throwing up the air.
I need to improve my oral hygiene when the guy from deliverance died,
they checked his teeth to identify him and they matched dental records
No wonder society is so screwed up, life starts without practice.
I’m Italian, after we’re born instead of getting circumcised they burned off our fingerprints.
Haven't seen Deliverance in ages. Great film! And those were some terrible teeth lol.
ReplyDeleteI left out a word. It's supposed to say "my dental records."
DeleteLuckily I was just circumcised instead (seriously)
ReplyDeleteIt's a good time to get lucky.
DeleteMaybe you were too rough with the doll
ReplyDeleteOr not rough enough.
DeleteGreat jokes
ReplyDeleteThank you.
DeleteMany in society wouldn't be able to get life with practice
ReplyDeleteMany of us, including me at times live like we are sentenced to life.
DeleteCrime does pay well
ReplyDeleteYes, my grandfather choose the right profession. I should have followed in his cement foot prints.
DeleteI haven't the heart to watch Deliverance, but I've heard a tale or two about it.
ReplyDeleteI watched it yesterday. No joke. His teeth were checked too....
DeleteDeliverance was a great movie that they're made into several TV reality shows.
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