They say having a baby is a miracle. To me the real miracle is getting laid.
For me consciousness is just something to fall back on.
I had a date with destiny and it stood me up.
The other night I had a woman tell me I was hung like a seahorse.
Getting stood up by a date with destiny? Ah, you wouldn't have liked her anyway. Too high-maintenance.
ReplyDeleteI really liked the first one, too funny
ReplyDeletelol well miracles do happen, maybe
ReplyDeleteSee, now we're curious.
DeleteDestiny can be a fickle bitch
ReplyDeleteGreat jokes
ReplyDeleteYour chances go up if you pay for it
ReplyDeleteHurrah, I saw you're posting. You were missed. :)
ReplyDeletedolp, not good when even destiny stands you up....makes it hard to get those miracles of being laid...ha
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