Wednesday 28 May 2014

Laid

They say having a baby is a miracle. To me the real miracle is getting laid.

For me consciousness is just something to fall back on.

I had a date with destiny and it stood me up.

The other night I had a woman tell me I was hung like a seahorse.

9 comments:

  1. Getting stood up by a date with destiny? Ah, you wouldn't have liked her anyway. Too high-maintenance.

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  2. I really liked the first one, too funny

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  3. lol well miracles do happen, maybe

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  4. Your chances go up if you pay for it

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  5. Hurrah, I saw you're posting. You were missed. :)

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  6. dolp, not good when even destiny stands you up....makes it hard to get those miracles of being laid...ha

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