Friday, 12 April 2013

Virginia

In Virginia and a few southern states it's not considered rape if the attacker refers to his organ as a vaginal probe.

What I'm best suited for in life is to do things incorrectly.

Behind every good man is a good woman who probably fell for his bullshit.
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28 comments:

  1. The Angry Lurker12 April 2013 at 01:10

    I'll have to try the probe one!

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    1. Unknown12 April 2013 at 14:24

      They are so behind the times with women's rights it makes me question the sanity of those lawmakers.

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  2. Poke The Rock12 April 2013 at 03:14

    the last one hahahaha...awhh I have to start saving these

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    1. Unknown12 April 2013 at 14:24

      Thanks, When I get to 1000 that I like I'm going to put them in a book.

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  3. Pat Hatt12 April 2013 at 03:24

    Wow way for those Virginians to rip off the aliens. What next, vagina crop circles?

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    1. Manzanita12 April 2013 at 06:40

      hahahaha Pat and John
      You two should be a comedy team but who would be the straight guy?

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    2. Unknown12 April 2013 at 14:27

      We should, but it's a shame that this subject matter is such fodder for humor. These law makers are seriously deranged. Guns are far more important that the lives of children and the welfare of women. No matter where you are on the gun issue, the lives of people should always be more important.

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  4. Brian Miller12 April 2013 at 05:17

    ha, hey i live there...so i know va is jacked up...
    and i can so relate to the middle one...lol

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    1. Unknown12 April 2013 at 14:29

      Why can't get a simple human values correctly in some of those southern states? It really does concern me. And I usually always do things incorrectly the first time.

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  5. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!12 April 2013 at 06:17

    Those politicians here in North Cackalacky love to use the term "vaginal probe" in their political ads for and against abortion.

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    1. Unknown12 April 2013 at 14:34

      It's shame. I'm going to do an interview with Cecil Richards, the head of Planned Parenthood, soon. Is there anything you'd like me to ask her? I think Planned Parenthood performs important services for women especially in the area of women's health, that it's inconceivable that anyone one with half a brain would try and do away with them. People are entitled to their opinion on pro choice or pro life, but no on whether a person can actually get the medical help that gives them the option to actually life out their life.

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  6. Grace12 April 2013 at 07:38

    Sometimes doing it incorrectly does the trick ~

    And I laugh at the last one ~ Ha ~

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    1. Unknown12 April 2013 at 14:35

      That's what usually happens to me. I do things wrong far more than right but that effort usually teaches me to do things correctly.

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  7. Eat To Live12 April 2013 at 10:51

    A vaginal probe!! I would tear that probe off and shove it down his throat!!

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    1. Unknown12 April 2013 at 14:37

      I with you on that. I hate these guys who want to have the final word over a woman's body. Those men should be forced to have a penal probe to get Viagra or contraception.

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  8. Adam12 April 2013 at 11:26

    I like the 3rd one

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    1. Unknown12 April 2013 at 14:38

      I've never been much for lying to a women, but lots of the biggest liars get women to fall for their crap. I couldn't say their BS without throwing up.

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  9. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com12 April 2013 at 11:33

    I'm raising my hand for #3. (Been there, done that.)
    And I'm applauding MyJourney's comment.
    xoRobyn

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  10. Al Penwasser12 April 2013 at 13:07

    I'm amazed that women actually fall for our line. If I was a woman, I'd be (besides one butt-ugly broad) a lesbian.

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    1. Unknown12 April 2013 at 14:40

      I with you on that. I have no idea how they could even say the shit these guys do and expect someone to fall for it, and they fucking do. We are a flawed species.

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    2. Al Penwasser14 April 2013 at 12:56

      On the bright side, thank God (or whoever) that women fall for us. Because the alternative would be canoodling with dudes. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I don't care to suck face with five o'clock shadow.

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    3. Unknown14 April 2013 at 13:44

      I also think that we can tell the truth and meet women, if they're drunk enough. No just joking, I always found the truth much better, I'm not good at bullshitting.

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  12. Optimistic Existentialist14 April 2013 at 08:52

    #3 is probably all too true :)

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    1. Unknown14 April 2013 at 13:43

      I have four daughters and I hope their wise enough to spot the red flags.

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  13. Al Penwasser14 April 2013 at 12:58

    Speaking of Virginia, I had one of those "wish I had my cell phone camera" moment when crossing from Maryland into Virginia last summer.
    At the state line was a gas station whose sign read "We Pump It For You."
    I remarked to Mrs. Penwasser, "Golly, talk about your Southern hospitality."
    She wasn't amused.

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  14. Unknown14 April 2013 at 13:42

    I just tried to publish a reply and it wouldn't let me. I said, that you took it a much more playful way than I did. I would have wondered if they meant gas or a shot gun.

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