If church was really the house of God, you'd think He'd have more comfortable seating.
God definitely is a women which explains why Jesus died wearing clean underwear.
The other night I was bitten by a red neck vampire... He left two gum marks.
Redneck vampires would bite you in the ass. I would know 'cause I fancy myself quite a redneck.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you consider yourself a redneck? What are the requirements?
DeleteOh my gosh that dang red neck tried to gum you to death!!
ReplyDeleteHe was scary, jumping out of water as black catfish, then coming to full height wearing a black coonskin hat, chewing on black tobacco that had a tint of red in it.
DeleteGummed in the bum, weird and then some. And yeah you'd think the seats would have cushions at least.
ReplyDeleteI always hated those seats, almost as much as I hated to church.
DeleteGod has so many houses, I guess he does real estate on the side.
ReplyDeleteYes, and he has the same person furnishing them. The guys should be fired, we could have at least had cushions.
DeleteI like the Red Neck one because I am one. I'm a little slow this morning. But Terry, you got it right away, girl.
ReplyDeleteGood one Adam.
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I'll ask you also, why do you consider yourself a redneck? Is there a certain threshold?
DeleteIt's true, those pews are incredibly uncomfortable. At least we Jews have cushioned seats (usually), and can easily fade into an REM sleep during the sermon.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
CUSHIONS!!!!! That's what we need. It's not so much to ask. Maybe that why I feel closer to being Jewish than Catholic.
DeleteOn the bright side....if you fart in church, you sit in your own pew.
ReplyDeleteYou have a very good point, although not a pleasant thought.
DeleteNo wonder he is God, owns the real estate market more than trump.
ReplyDeleteYes, and much much smarter. I wish He'd use his power and damn Trump's hair to hell.
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